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I used to be based at Muscle Shoals, North West Alabama Regional Airport. (MSL) Most people on the unicom called it Muscle Shoals. There was one instructor on the field who taught his students to say Muscle Shoals, North West Alabama Regional Airport every time they said anything on the radio. And this was when they still had an AFSS there. Along with everybody else within 100 miles, I got tired of hearing it. Nobody could talk this goober into telling his students not to block the radio for 5 minutes with every transmission.
One afternoon, I was departing and this guy and one of his students were in the pattern, making those d*mn calls. I said, "Muscle Shoals, North West Alabama, United States, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way, Regional traffic, NXXXXX taxiing for takeoff on runway number XX. Any traffic in the local traffic pattern please advise with your position, altitude, heading, course, type aircraft, number on board, etc......" I kept talking until I had taxied all the way to the runway. When I got to the hold line, I stopped, but said, "Oops, to late. NXXXXX taxiing into position for departure." It worked out pretty good. Goober and his student were on final by then. He grabbed the radio and VERY excitedly told me where he was and asked if I was going to hold short. I said, "Works just fine when you keep you fat mouth shut except for what is necessary, don't it?" For some reason, his students stopped that crap.