I don't really give a hoot if you say "negative contact" or "looking". Both tell me the exact same thing, and "negative contact", when spoken in a crisp manner, isn't that much longer than "looking". It don't matter.
Checking in on frequency: you don't need to say "checking in", "with you" or any of the other little cute-isms pilots tend to pick up. If you are handed off from another facility or sector, I know why you are calling, and I'm expecting it. Do, however, say something useful, like your altitude:
"Minneapolis Center, Cessna 34V, level 5,000."
This applies if you are VFR or IFR. We have to verify your Mode C readout from time to time.
If I need more information, I will ask you. Which brings up another irritating habit, that of giving too much information when asked a simple question:
Pilot: "Minneapolis Center, Cessna 34V with you at 5,500."
Me: "Cessna 34V, Minneapolis Center roger, say type and destination"
Pilot: "We're a green and white Cessna 150 taildragger conversion, we departed Grand Rapids at 1800, we filed a VFR flight plan with Lansing, true airspeed 95 knots, right now we're over Cadillac, planning on stopping at Traverse City for fuel then pressing on to Green Bay....blah, blah, blah"
Me: (off frequency, usually) "Yikes, what a dumbass!" (on frequency) "Cessna 34V, understand you're a 150, destination Traverse City."
If you are not handed off, but calling in cold, just call once: "Honolulu Center, Cessna 34V". Period. Don't launch off into some long-winded request. Don't call in out of the blue with "Cessna 34V with you", or "Cessna 34V, request". Those two send me looking around the scope, trying to figure out who you are and where you are, since you sound like I should know already - like I just took a handoff. You may, if it's not too busy, call in with a succinct statement of what you need:
"Honolulu Center, N32V just departed Lanai, request advisories to Honolulu"
Cool, now I know all I need to know, and can simply reply roger, and give you a beacon code. Later on, I'll verify your Mode C and get the aircraft type.
WHen I change you to another frequency that I'm also working, you don't need to say "with you" or "checking in" or anything else:
Me: "ABC123, change to my frequency 126.6"
You: "ABC123, 126.6"
You: "Honolulu Center, ABC123, 126.6
Me: "ABC123, Honolulu Center, roger"
Sorry, we're kind of hijacking the thread here. :laugh: