Another ALL ATPS Floozey!

[Metro752]

Rate this floozey 1-10!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdeAM6Na144

 

[cessnamann]

They're getting a little nervous with HR 3371 out there.

 

[Minimaniac]

I give her a nine point ohhhh hellzyeah! But Keller? don't name your kids while intoxicated.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Just add beard...

Chick looks like the GEICO Caveman.

 

[crashpad]

If the airline career takes a digger, I'm heading down there to flight instruct.
The guys are obviously so gay, it'll be like shooting fish in a barrel
with 'da ladies'!...or 'cavewomen'...I'm not picky.

 

[TNPILOT]

At what point in the ATP program do they give you the Cool Hand Luke prison guard style sunglasses? Takin it off boss!

 

[TNPILOT]

Chick looks like the GEICO Caveman.

She's only remotely attractive because she's a pilot. Put her in a bar with a bunch of other women and she's uglier than Hillary Clinton.

 

[sweptback]

That video was awesome. It makes me want to be a pilot.

 

[SpauldingSmails]

Uggh, is it just me or does the cinematography induce spatial disorientation... one more Seminole fly-by and twist of the camera I'm going to fall out of my chair and vomit.

 

[jravi8tor]

She ain't all that bad! Besides, who am I to deny a woman pleasure. I wouldn't kick her out of bed except to have sex on the floor!

 

[svcta]

That looked like a Sylvan Learning Center advert. with airplanes.

 

[jonjuan]

He's little chubby for my tastes.

 

[25or6to4]

cant wait till the feds close these factories

 

[livin'thesim]

The sim at all ATPs is nothing more than a box to put tools in.

I see that they have also included coursework on "bada$$ posing near aircraft".

Attitude is flowing even though the d'ooshbague may not inflate.

 

[Dubya]

Is it just me or is there a serious lack of "product" on those losers? What kind of regional jet pilot program doesn't include the basics of product use?

I'll giver her a 7.7. I'd bump it to an 8 if she bleaches her starfish.

W

 

[pdub20s]

Uggh, is it just me or does the cinematography induce spatial disorientation... one more Seminole fly-by and twist of the camera I'm going to fall out of my chair and vomit.

Now this is funny!!!!:laugh:

 

[bailout]

In 5 years will all be hearing from those guys here on FI b i t c h i n g about crappy pay and schedules.. etc..

 

[OPECJet]

Kellan Hawk.

That's gotta be her stage name.......

 

[shamrock]

In 5 years will all be hearing from those guys here on FI b i t c h i n g about crappy pay and schedules.. etc..

Kinda like the FlightSafety fast track people.

 

[Captainzero1]

At what point in the ATP program do they give you the Cool Hand Luke prison guard style sunglasses? Takin it off boss!

TNPILOT classic!!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

She is a .06BAC with standby bags in case the booze wears off. More than a .06 and interest falls off quickly, less and the bag factor wilts the chub.
PBR

 

[svcta]

I want to change my initial remark.

That video was like an ITT Tech advert with airplanes.

What's up with that song in the end? [cock rock] "see the champion in me"? barf. It's like motivational material for the kids who served desert in the high school cafeteria.

 

[jergar999]

I went to ATP before it became a crazy pilot factory, it's sad to see what it's become.

GET THERE FIRST!!!

 

[CX880]

That's the best girl they could come up with? They are slippin

Anybody would like to ask the idiots on the video where exactly are they going to go with 140 hours of multi and the 50 hours of sim filler time they just paid 50000 for?

 

[Dubya]

That's the best girl they could come up with? They are slippin

Anybody would like to ask the idiots on the video where exactly are they going to go with 140 hours of multi and the 50 hours of sim filler time they just paid 50000 for?

Gojet, duh.

 

[meyers9163]

I think the funny part is she's a Property Manager for ATP.... Has nothing to do with aviation other then she works for ATP.... Hmm I wonder if I would believe what she has to say....

Now if she wants to give a lap dance then perhaps I'd be game... But hell she isnt even that cute!

 

[Lynxman]

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Gojet, duh.

He was an ATP'r himself.

 

[livin'thesim]

A more fitting soundtrack would have been "We are the Champions".

 

[keebird]

The testimonials should give new students something to think about:


"There is no substitute for experience" (100% true)

"I came to ATP with zero flight time...Five months later...I now instruct here at ATP"

 

[Ezralite]

I have so many thoughts... where to start?

1. What, no shirtless beach volleyball scene?

2. ATP gives them the "competitive edge" they need... compared to all the furloughed airline pilots out there looking for work?

3. Nothing says "we're serious about flying!" like a pair of capri pants.

4. Can the guy not take off the sunglasses for a ten second interview? (Note to self, open Sunglasses Hut franchise next door to ATP)

5. "ATP has 5 major maintenance centers that handles all scheduled inspections of ATP's entire fleet". Nice command of the English language.

6. The guy giving the salute at the 1: 03 mark. Enough said.

7. I wonder if the Foo Fighters get royalties from this thing.

8. Why, when they interview everybody, do they put up the person's illegible signature instead of just printing their name?

9. Is that a fake tan or does she just stick her head inside a Ron Popeil rotisserie machine? Did she set it and forget it?

10. Why not interview a graduate who actually made it to the airlines?