Another ALL ATPS Floozey!

[PBRstreetgang]

She is a .06BAC with standby bags in case the booze wears off. More than a .06 and interest falls off quickly, less and the bag factor wilts the chub.
PBR

 

[svcta]

I want to change my initial remark.

That video was like an ITT Tech advert with airplanes.

What's up with that song in the end? [cock rock] "see the champion in me"? barf. It's like motivational material for the kids who served desert in the high school cafeteria.

 

[jergar999]

I went to ATP before it became a crazy pilot factory, it's sad to see what it's become.

GET THERE FIRST!!!

 

[CX880]

That's the best girl they could come up with? They are slippin

Anybody would like to ask the idiots on the video where exactly are they going to go with 140 hours of multi and the 50 hours of sim filler time they just paid 50000 for?

 

[Dubya]

That's the best girl they could come up with? They are slippin

Anybody would like to ask the idiots on the video where exactly are they going to go with 140 hours of multi and the 50 hours of sim filler time they just paid 50000 for?

Gojet, duh.

 

[meyers9163]

I think the funny part is she's a Property Manager for ATP.... Has nothing to do with aviation other then she works for ATP.... Hmm I wonder if I would believe what she has to say....

Now if she wants to give a lap dance then perhaps I'd be game... But hell she isnt even that cute!

 

[Lynxman]

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Gojet, duh.

He was an ATP'r himself.

 

[livin'thesim]

A more fitting soundtrack would have been "We are the Champions".

 

[keebird]

The testimonials should give new students something to think about:


"There is no substitute for experience" (100% true)

"I came to ATP with zero flight time...Five months later...I now instruct here at ATP"

 

[Ezralite]

I have so many thoughts... where to start?

1. What, no shirtless beach volleyball scene?

2. ATP gives them the "competitive edge" they need... compared to all the furloughed airline pilots out there looking for work?

3. Nothing says "we're serious about flying!" like a pair of capri pants.

4. Can the guy not take off the sunglasses for a ten second interview? (Note to self, open Sunglasses Hut franchise next door to ATP)

5. "ATP has 5 major maintenance centers that handles all scheduled inspections of ATP's entire fleet". Nice command of the English language.

6. The guy giving the salute at the 1: 03 mark. Enough said.

7. I wonder if the Foo Fighters get royalties from this thing.

8. Why, when they interview everybody, do they put up the person's illegible signature instead of just printing their name?

9. Is that a fake tan or does she just stick her head inside a Ron Popeil rotisserie machine? Did she set it and forget it?

10. Why not interview a graduate who actually made it to the airlines?

 

[lookin4better]

The boys in that video are just plain embarassing.... please stop the madness you morons. Being a pilot isnt that cool..... or even close to it.

 

[CX880]

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Gojet, duh.

Yea if you could get about 5000 hours multi out of ATP,

 

[Gr82Aviate]

Yea if you could get about 5000 hours multi out of ATP,

Wow, so you had 5000 hours of multi when you got hired at Hojet?

 

[WayBack]

cant wait till the feds close these factories

But it's the fastest to your airline career!
I like how they show videos of a AAA Airbus and Compass EMB 170.
Why don't they just show you the real stuff, like a Saab, Beech 1900 or awesome CRJ200!

 

[higherflyer]

10. Why not interview a graduate who actually made it to the airlines?

Because they have pizzed off a lot of the 'graduates' with the cheesy adverts and want nothing to do with the tools at ATP?!

 

[chignutsak]

That dispatcher was a ****************************** who pressured you to fly with mechanical issues. Mach 3 Seminole flybys lol.

 

[WayBack]

That dispatcher was a ****************************** who pressured you to fly with mechanical issues. Mach 3 Seminole flybys lol.

who's the idiot that listened to him?

 

[chignutsak]

who's the idiot that listened to him?

I listened to him. But did I comply with his wishes that I take a bad airplane?? The answer was no, on multiple occasions. That in of itself was valuable training. Thanks for asking.

 

[Carl_Spackler]

Wonder why they disabled comments on the video, that could get good.

 

[rptrain]

"true nationwide cross-country flying in high-density traffic requires these techniques to meet the workload requirement of checklist, ATC communication, flight routing, and weather."