And knowing is half the battle...

[Rook]

Ben you da man. BTW you owe me a new monitor after I spit my soda on it

 

[Biatch5]

And I said rectum.... dam n near killed em!

 

[cforst513]

yo mama's so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her when she was a kid...

you guys took all my other ones. jerks

 

[FL000]

Yo' mama's so fat, she eat wheat thicks.

 

[xjlifer]

You mamma's so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.

 

[Ben Franklin]

Yo momma so dumb, the psychiatrist axed her what her estimated IQ was and she said "X?"


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Biatch5]

Yo Mama Is So Ugly, When She Was Born, She Had Tinted Windows On Her Incubator

 

[Ben Franklin]

yo momma so ugly, she get regular beatings with the ugly stick to improve her looks!


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[xjlifer]

Yo momma's such a bad cook the flies took up a collection to fix the screen door.

 

[FatAlbert]

HAHA


Hey Biatch............nice avatar.....is that why you got banned?

 

[belchfire]

Your mama is so old she farts dust...

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Burlington
Iowa where they have no landing fees cause
they raise corn on the airport! I'd be here all
week and make more money down at Martini's
but I have to leave at 0542. Don't forget to
tip your flightcrew! Goodnight!"