And knowing is half the battle...

[Stifler's Mom]

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck.


seriously though, we should get off of "moms". I just got off of yours.


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

I agree, no more Mom jokes.

 

[Rook]

Yo mama is so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

 

[Ben Franklin]

yo momma so skinny, ethiopians make "fat momma" jokes about her.


I will be in Des Moines next week, try the cream corn - it's super!


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Rook]

Yo mama is so ugly, your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Thank you, Pauly Shore is up next. Dollar domestics till midnight.

 

[Ben Franklin]

yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered.


Please welcome, the only man with 26" dubs on his wheelchair... STEVEN HAWKING ladies and gentlemen... GIVE IT UP!!


http://www.mchawking.com/

 

[Rook]

Ben you da man. BTW you owe me a new monitor after I spit my soda on it

 

[Biatch5]

And I said rectum.... dam n near killed em!

 

[cforst513]

yo mama's so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her when she was a kid...

you guys took all my other ones. jerks

 

[FL000]

Yo' mama's so fat, she eat wheat thicks.

 

[xjlifer]

You mamma's so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.

 

[Ben Franklin]

Yo momma so dumb, the psychiatrist axed her what her estimated IQ was and she said "X?"


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Biatch5]

Yo Mama Is So Ugly, When She Was Born, She Had Tinted Windows On Her Incubator

 

[Ben Franklin]

yo momma so ugly, she get regular beatings with the ugly stick to improve her looks!


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[xjlifer]

Yo momma's such a bad cook the flies took up a collection to fix the screen door.

 

[FatAlbert]

HAHA


Hey Biatch............nice avatar.....is that why you got banned?