And knowing is half the battle...

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Biatch5

oh God I just had a flashback to 8th grade

mom jokes :)

YO MAMA IS SO FAT, AFTER SEX SHE SMOKES TURKEYS
 

Ben Franklin

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Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck.


seriously though, we should get off of "moms". I just got off of yours.


Sincerely,

B. Franklin
 
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Biatch5

hahaha


YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE GOES TO THE MOVIES, SHE SITS NEXT TO EVERYBODY
 

PeanuckleCRJ

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Your mom is so fat, I've logged enough heavy time on her to retire from fedex.
 

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Your mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she needs to make 2 trips.
 

Ben Franklin

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yo mama so fat, she lives enitrely within her own zip code..

has her own congressman...

when she lost 5,000 pounds, they STILL make fat jokes about her...

last time she saw her feet, she weigh 800 pounds...

when she went to the beach, the "save the whales" pansies tried to throw her back... then she got harpooned....

when she put on her favorite red dress, everyone line up with their cups for kool-aid...oh YEA!

so fat that she has her own moon...

when she burps, Cal-tech issues a tsunami warning for the west coast...

when she farts, DEN center issues a sigmet for mountain waves...

she thought the movie "big momma's house" was a weight watchers inspirational piece...

ok, ok, ok,.. I will be here all week... attention, the pilot driving the ford pinto with california license plate 1XRD309... your lights are on, and your car just blew up.... thank you and good night!

sincerely,

B. Franklin
 
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Biatch5

ahhhh too funny too funny


YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY, SHE CAN HANG GLIDE ON A DORITTO CHIP


Thank You & Goodnight

Don't forget to tip your waitress
 

Stifler's Mom

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Ben Franklin said:
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck.


seriously though, we should get off of "moms". I just got off of yours.


Sincerely,

B. Franklin
I agree, no more Mom jokes.
 

Ben Franklin

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yo momma so skinny, ethiopians make "fat momma" jokes about her.


I will be in Des Moines next week, try the cream corn - it's super!


Sincerely,

B. Franklin
 
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