Frank Lorenzo
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- Feb 1, 2006
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Today Alpa showed up at the terminal to spread the word.
There was actually a brief Q&A exchange in the terminal before ALPA left. Here is the transcript.
Q. Why do we need a union?
A. Send in your dues money and we'll let you know.
Q. Why ALPA and not a different union?
A. Good question. Send in your dues money and we'll email you an answer.
Q. We are concerned about scope. What will ALPA do for us?
A. Scope is an important best discussed after you send your dues money in.
Q. What kind of accountability is there for the dues money we send in?
A. Trust us. (wink)
Q. How effective are you? Didn't DAL, NWA, USAir, and a few others get their clocks cleaned in bankruptcy? Why didn't you fight harder?
A. Hey buddy, we talked tough, and talking tough is strategy you can bank on. Speaking of bank, did you fill out your dues deduction form yet?
Q. Didn't John Prater support this change to age 65?
A. Ummmmm.....no.......that was some other union.
Q. No, I'm pretty sure it was John Prater and ALPA.
A. I said that was some other union now next question!!!
Q. Well what about these new, demeaning TSA molestations at security checkpoints? Did ALPA draw a line in the sand over that?
A. Darn right we did. We sent out a watered down email acknowledging pilots' "reservations and concerns." You see, right there......who else has ever acknowledged your reservations and concerns. THIS is why your investment in ALPA is a wise one. THIS is where your dues money pays off. As an idiot line pilot, all you have to do is send us your money so that the smart folks working in the offices in Herndon can think for you. I call that a win-win!
Oh yeah....don't forget that dues deduction form.
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The party broke up about then.
It was sad. After watching the ALPA sales job, I was really starting to warm to their business prowess.