All furloughed East pilots have been recalled.

[Bringupthebird]

because I'm only marginally qualified and not nearly the person you are - I'd never get hired. Besides those big airplanes are scary and I suck at flying.

Also I don't want to leave because I love my West "Brothers" - I can't wait to share the cockpit with them.

Sometimes, if you can't come up with a good answer, it's best to just let it pass.

Of course if you really want to mix crews, you'll have to plead with the politburo leader Cleary to allow you to vote. If the representation election was any indication, they're pretty lax on voting irregularities. So tell them, "Let My Hamster Vote!"

 

[Bringupthebird]

The state of Wisconsin didn't need to pass legislation restricting the collective bargaining rights of unions. They are just dealing with the wrong union.

USAPA hasn't cost USAirways a dime!

 

[Taco Rocket]

They won't tell you that when they take you out for dinner while in indoc.

Because they won't take you to dinner.

So you want to pay more dues to take out the new hires? Is that your point?

 

[get2flyin]

So you want to pay more dues to take out the new hires? Is that your point?

Don't worry, they'll spend plenty of money at the restaurant. They just won't invite any pilots to join them.

 

[Dizel8]

Doctor... sometimes I feel like killing myself.

That's too funny!

Of course the Dr.'s diagnosis would probably be: "Well, you do work at Airways, so that is quite normal!"

 

[Dizel8]

USAPA hasn't cost USAirways a dime!

But it sure have cost the pilots!