Too bad there isn't an airline, other-passenger bill of rights . .
1. The seat is not a potty. Use the lav. If you're incontinent, then drive where you can stink up your own car.
2. Obey instructions from the flight crew.
3. Don't get drunk on the airplane and don't show up drunk.
4. Don't bring that Big-Fatty Quad Whopper with onions, plop your huge obese ass in the seat and proceed to spread the smell all over the cabin.
5. If your a fatty, be careful when you walk down the aisle.
6. Keep you children under control and quiet. No, I don't think they're cute when they do that.
7. The airplane is not an air ambulance. Don't wheel you almost dead relatives on-board and expect the flight crew to nurse them to destination.
8. If you're fat butt won't fit in the seat, buy a first class ticket or two coach tickets. I bought ALL of my seat and I'm not going to give part of it to you.
9. No, I don't think your pet is cute when it stinks or makes a racket under the seat.