Airplane! The movie

[Daveman]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue".

 

[U-I pilot]

Any line by johnny:
"Leon's getting laaaaarger!"

What can you make with this?
"I can make a hat, a broach, a taradactile!"

What kind of plane was it?
"It a big, pretty white plane with red stripes and curtains in the windows and wheels, and it likes like a big tylenol!"

"Oh repunzel.......repunzel......"

 

[cforst513]

leadsled, i will have nightmares from your avatar!! who/what is that?!

Nun: chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help!

 

[I.P. Freley]

Good luck... We're all counting on you....

Man, I still say that to any crew I'm riding/jumpseating with....

 

[Bongo]

Here is the script from airplane on line. http://www.totse.com/en/ego/science_fiction/airscrip.html Lots of good classics in there.

Oldlady : Nervous?
Striker : Yes.
Oldlady : First time?
Striker : NO, I've been nervous lots of times.

Striker: HEADQUARTERS?!? What is it?
Elaine : Well, its a big building where generals meet. But
that's not important right now. They've cleared
you of any blame for what happened in that raid.

A hospital . . what is it?
Rumack : Its a big building with patients, but that's not
important right now.

Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
Oever : I can't tell.
Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?
Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.
Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?
Oever : No, no, no. I mean we can't land for another 2 hours

Rumack : I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since
the Anita Bryant concert. What was it we had for
dinner tonight?
Elaine : Well, we had a choice, steak or fish.
Rumack : Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. What did he
have?

( To Siamese twins )
Stan, go up stairs to the tower and get a runway
diagram. Terry, check down the field for emergency
equipment.

Striker: The cockpit . . . what is it?
Attndnt: Its the little room in the front of the plane where the
pilots sit, but that's not important now.

MCrosky: MAYDAY? What the hell does that mean?
Johnny : Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know,
we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres . .

Kramer : I know but this guy has no flying experience at'all.
He's a menace to himself and everything else in the
air. . . yes, birds too

Towergy: Chief, this weather bulletin just came off the wire.
MCrosky: Johnny, what can you make outta this?
Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a
pterodactyl. . .

Striker: The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure.
When Kramer hears about this, the **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**'s gonna hit
the fan ( **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** hits the fan )

Kramer : Steve, I want every light you can get poured onto
that field. ( A dump truck dumps table lamps onto the
runway )

Yeah...good movie.

Cheers,

--Bongo

 

[Wankel7]

I LOVE the gear shift in teh cockpit.....Ceerrrr CHUNK!

Wankel

 

[Lead Sled]

leadsled, i will have nightmares from your avatar!! who/what is that?!

You talking about Bessie Mae? She's HMR's old girlfriend. His new one is much better looking.

'Sled

 

[Airpiraterob]

My girlfriend got me the 'Airplane' DVD for x-mas. (i didnt have it yet)

gotta marry her....

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

My girlfriend got me the 'Airplane' DVD for x-mas. (i didnt have it yet)

gotta marry her....

That's a little drastic, there Pirate. I mean, it's a good movie and all, but please, why buy the cow if the movies are coming for free!?

 

[Airpiraterob]

i forgot to mention the cooking

 

[kevdog]

i forgot to mention the cooking

Fish or steak?

 

[mattpilot]

Fish or steak?

lasagna please

 

[Tinstaafl]

I particularly like the argument over the terminal PA about white zones, yellow zones (or is it red zones?) & parking.

 

[urflyingme?!]

It's because you want me to have an abortion!

 

[ERfly]

I particularly like the argument over the terminal PA about white zones, yellow zones & parking.

Actually that line came from the book Airport (later made into the movie). Captain Demerest (played by Dean Martin) is talking to his pregnant flight attendant whom he had an affair with. And her reply is, "Oh really Vernon, why pretend? We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion."

Another Captain Demerest line was "Airport Management, The FAA and the Airlines...They're all cheats and liars."