AF vs. Navy

[VaB]

Yeah, next time someone starts a fun thread, don't tell Griffin where it is. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

 

[Oh-ryan]

Scrapdog,

The AF fighter pukes’ fear of spending time on a boat is just too transparent. If we disregard your abject fear of night carrier landings, the second biggest obstacle for an AF guy to deal with on the boat is the fear of making an unwelcomed homo pass at shipmates. Captain’s Mast would be no fun for you. Neither would getting thrown off the fantail at 0300 by offended sailors.


The personal comfort deprivation while at sea, combined with a sense of social abandonment, magnified by fewer drunken females with low self-esteem than you are accustomed to, would undoubtedly push you over the edge, causing you to surrender to your inner demons and the unspeakable desires you have kept repressed since childhood. You would disgrace the Zoomies, your branch and your airplane community. It’s really good you didn’t go Navy.


I don’t think you need to worry though. The only way you could have actually served on a CVN as a fixed wing pilot, if you had been fortunate enough to graduate from the USNA and then get orders to Pensacola, would be as a P-3 pilot on a disassociated sea tour. They only get laid on shore leave if the hookers (male and female) are having a slow night.
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
:beer:

Hey Dave,
Never had a problem getting in to see your mother no matter what night it was. Your father however, always seem to have quite the lineup in front of his door... not that there is anything wrong with that (mostly from the Zoomies in town). He had a nice collection of ascots nailed to his wall.

Yup, the P-3 is a POS, but they are fun to fly... what did you fly again?

A Joyous Festivous to the rest of us!!!

 

[ExAF]

Still

And yet you guys keep quoting him thus exposing us to his idiotic drivel when he is on most ignore lists. Have a heart and quit quoting him....PLEASE

 

[pilotyip]

If you made it to either club, you have been given a fantastic adventure. I believe few of those who went down either path would change change much.

 

[guppygoshawk]

...Navy flyers, I'm sorry guys. There's always one in the bunch that just doesn't get it huh? :crying:

Hopefully, he'll never be in the 'bunch'. What a tool. If he's actually using his real name, he's beyond screwed anyway.

 

[frog_flyer]

"It's not the landing, why would I care?
You never have a crosswind and you never have to flare.
You've got four f888in' wires, how could you miss?

I can't think of anything that's easier than this.
But once you're on the deck my friend,
you're never the same again....
cuz you're stuck on a boat in the middle of nowhere with 5000 other men......


Join the navy..... I don't think so

Livin' on a boat..... I don't think so

Hot bunkin'... yeahhhidon't think so

Doin' night traps... f888 that, I don't think so......."

To quote scrapdog's sig... courtesy of Dos Gringos

 

[Be 23]

If you made it to either club, you have been given a fantastic adventure. I believe few of those who went down either path would change change much.

Concur with the fantastic adventure part. I'd change the part where the Navy moved my landing spot while I was away and then turned their TACAN off. Then again, maybe not, just another part of the adventure.

 

[DaveGriffin]

And fellas - as I mentioned in my earlier post...this guy is a complete and utter tool. He had to go out of his way to write 2 ridiculous posts to me on a lighthearted subject. I guess proof is in the pudding. Well at least we don't have to claim him as an AF guy...Navy flyers, I'm sorry guys. There's always one in the bunch that just doesn't get it huh? :crying:

Just the p*ssing and moaning and moral indignation I expect from a self-appreciative Zoomie puke like you Scapdog. You call someone out in a post and then get all girly and weepy when a response comes in that you don’t like.


The bottom line is the guys on the ground get less support than they need and deserve and the AF tells them tough sh*t, we’re giving you the short end of the stick and putting all our resources in an airplane that will fight the next war, regardless of the consequences in this war.


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone.

 

[stonewall]

Someday I hope to have as many carrier landings as DaveGriffin...oh, wait, I do. My mistake.

 

[DaveGriffin]

Someday I hope to have as many carrier landings as DaveGriffin...oh, wait, I do. My mistake.

I bet I have you beat MAGNUM!! in underway CVN landings, C-2s and multiple helo types, as a rider and not the driver. Facing aft in the C-2 is a weird experience launching and landing.

There's nothing cooler in the world than watching night (or day) carrier ops. Maybe you'll get lucky, break out of your protective cocoon, and get a chance to see that some day.

 

[SIG600]

Someday I hope to have as many carrier landings as DaveGriffin...oh, wait, I do. My mistake.

I can tell you how to swing a ride, then you can tell Dave where to stick it.

 

[Deuce130]

Ya don't ask a guy if he's a Naval Aviator. If he is, he'll tell you. If he's not, you'll embarrass him.

double smily thing

Yeah, I saw that once...

Dude: "I'm a Naval Aviator..."

Chick: "So, you're a pilot, huh?"

Dude: "Uh, no. I said I was a Naval Aviator."

Chick: "Like Goose?"

Dude: "Er, yeah, something like that..."

 

[stonewall]

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as a rider and not the driver.

Noted.

 

[Lear Wanna Be]

Oh just go Coast Guard and get the best of both worlds. Land on a boat and get to be home and night. They're red and white, so not too many people shooting at you. Especially in the Great Lakes, Alaska, Hawaii, and the Keys.

 

[Scrapdog]

Oh just go Coast Guard and get the best of both worlds. Land on a boat and get to be home and night. They're red and white, so not too many people shooting at you. Especially in the Great Lakes, Alaska, Hawaii, and the Keys.

I'll take Alaska in June, July, and August (been to Cope Thunder in June and it was awesome). Rest of the year, you can have it. I'm not a fan of 4 hour days and 20 below zero.