70 buck a barrel oil matched by rising airfares...talk of rationing.

[molson247]

uhh Jet, wasn't it no more then 2 months ago or so that you we're all into the Peak oil theory and the world was doomed?? What's up?

 

[jetflyer]

Molson,

I was brainwashed by the crazies that preach their peak oil bunk. I learned recently that oil is made in the center of the earth(Abiotic oil theory). I just bought me a HUMMER!!

The claim that 54 out of 65 of the world's largest oil producers have passed their Peak Oil is completely CRAZY and unfounded because those countries' oil fields will be replenished with the oil from the center of the earth any day now!!

Sites like this one below that introduce people to the Peak Oil religious Mumbo Jumbo should be shut down by deeeeeee guv-a-mint:
http://www.energybulletin.net/primer.php

There will never be an oil crisis. The oil countries of the world are claiming that they are "PUMPING FULL TILT". Mumbo Jumbo!! I have a hunch they're lying. Once the global economy starts to get bad, the oil producing countries of the world will all at once say, "HAH, HAD YA GOING!! lol, here's your precious oil!"

It's also just a matter of time before the oil fields start to refill. My sources deep inside the earth are telling me it will be real soon. Flightinfo member "Lowcarb" will be insanely happy when his oil fields start to refill with new oil!!

Don't Worry, Be Happy!! Life is Good. Nothing will ever change!!

Except: Oil will be $20.00 any day now!! From Crimson: "DUR DI-DUR!!!"

:nuts::laugh:

Jet

 

[cynic]

Congrats jetflyer, you are the first to make it on my ignore list.

 

[LowCarb]

jetflyer- you know, I've been kinda down lately with oil comming out so slowly and bills to pay....but now with my newfound knowledge about oil "replentishing itself from the center of the earth", I'm starting to get downright giddy...I'm calling my wife first thing tomorrow morning and telling her that I'm on the fast track to "insanely happy"!!! She'll be thrilled!!

 

[jetflyer]

Lol Lowcarb,

I'm glad to be the one to tell you the good news! Plus when you become a multi-multi-millionaire don't forget those like me that helped ya get there k? Plus there's no happiness like "insane happiness".

Now go enjoy a beer!:beer:

Jet

 

[Dangerkitty]

Lol Lowcarb,

I'm glad to be the one to tell you the good news! Plus when you become a multi-multi-millionaire don't forget those like me that helped ya get there k? Plus there's no happiness like "insane happiness".

Now go enjoy a beer!:beer:

Jet

Dude,

You have freaking lost it. Please shut the f up.

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

I'll tell U exactly who's fault it is. The leader of our country is in charge, and he is there to lead us, which means working to solve the big problems to the best of his ability.

Nixon and Carter did something.

Ford, Reagan, Bush, Clinton and Bush did absolutely nothing. They are at fault.

GW Bush can save himself by getting off his a$$ and doing something about Oil now, but it'll be pretty tough for him at the rate things are going for his administration.

Unfortunately, until we have a new President, Congress is best choice to do something. I don't see them doing anything.

I think WalMart is the answer. If WalMart demands highly efficient vehicles, they will get them, which will spillover to the general public. I'm going to try that tactic.

Cliff
YIP

 

[FN FAL]

Dude,

You have freaking lost it. Please shut the f up.

If this change in Jetflyr is not a pun, it almost reminds me when this born again, HT1 Salter. He was a diver from my unit that fell off the wagon, got divorced and started nailing hookers and gambling. It was so unsettling, it actually freaked out the whole crew. We had long accepted him as the boat Baptist...it made the boat complete, just like on the movie/tv show MASH. Everybody played their part.

Then, when Salter busted his move, lookout...you didn't know what to think.

Moral of the story? I don't know about jetflyr, but If I remember correctly, I think Salter married one of those catalogue brides from the Philipines and got all straight laced, then when he found out he was just a mark...he tipped over.

 

[A Squared]

Ummm, folks. I thought it was rather obvious, but it appears that some hadn't caught it. Jetflyer is employing the literary device known as irony. Heavyhanded maybe, perhaps even a little annoying, but irony, nonetheless. That's right folks, he doesn't really *mean* what he's saying, and that's apparently sailing right over several heads.

 

[FN FAL]

Ummm, folks. I thought it was rather obvious, but it appears that some hadn't caught it. Jetflyer is employing the literary device known as irony. Heavyhanded maybe, perhaps even a little annoying, but irony, nonetheless. That's right folks, he doesn't really *mean* what he's saying, and that's apparently sailing right over several heads.

So...you're saying jetflyer isn't just another mark? Because I don't want to see him tip over.