World's unfunniest pilot? Captain's cringey comedy routine fails to get a laugh on bo

[canyonblue]

World's unfunniest pilot? Captain's cringey comedy routine fails to get a laugh

Doesn't look like a Southwest uniform...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/a...augh-board-busy-Southwest-Airlines-plane.html

 

[fr8doggie]

Major Nelson's wings and ribbons are on the wrong side of his blouse. Typical AF.

 

[tomgoodman]

Major Nelson's wings and ribbons are on the wrong side of his blouse. Typical AF.

In addition, his lapel pin says "SU". Is it "negative" journalism, or does it "reflect" credit on the AF?

 

[DCitrus9]

Poor Glen, he is a nice guy, but that was painful. But I am never a fan of "entertaining" pilots (hated Mad Dog!). He did my initial DC9 training, and really is a good guy and great intstructor.

 

[fr8doggie]

In addition, his lapel pin says "SU". Is it "negative" journalism, or does it "reflect" credit on the AF?

Ten push ups (Marine Corps) for me due to lack of attention to detail. [emoji35]

 

[Mamma]

What are all the references to Air France for?

 

[Traderd]

In addition, his lapel pin says "SU". Is it "negative" journalism, or does it "reflect" credit on the AF?

Good eyes young man!

 

[SpauldingSmails]

Someone get this guy a web redemption on Tosh.0.

 

[EWR_FO]

That was embarrassing.

 

[waveflyer]

Someone get this guy a web redemption on Tosh.0.

so awkward
Does he know this video is circulating?

 

[PBRstreetgang]

In addition, his lapel pin says "SU". Is it "negative" journalism, or does it "reflect" credit on the AF?

Whow!!!!!

 

[densoo]

Just confirms my mental exercise of considering everything I do or say on the aircraft as being recorded. PA announcements during irregular ops or non-normals are particularly carefully worded. It's all on tape.

 

[Carl_Spackler]

There are plenty of pilots that are less funny than this one. They are also aware of this and refrain from attempting a standup comedy routine from the galley.

 

[wood pecker]

Compared to the last guy I flew with who maybe spoke 3 words on our entire trip. Is it necessary to take the entire freaking time EVERY turn to get something to eat every leg. Gee I wonder why your belly hits the yoke.? A 5 leg day, "I am running up you need anything?" Yeah can you take my dump for me... oh you are already gone I'll just hold it until I cross the country again.

Route change, need more fuel. Let me tell the CA. Oh wait he had to eat the meal after his 3 breakfasts and right before lunch. Yeah go ahead top it off.

All you flap vs drag, recirc fan people really need to focus on the absurdity of baby sitting the plane. Amazing I get on the plane and the APU is running. I ask the OPS agent who is watching the plane. She said MTC had it. That dude was on the other side of the terminal working on another plane. Oh well. Forum venting is soothing.

 

[FurloughedAgain]

Be nice if you could leave the plane once the apu is shut down and you're on ground power at least.