Current pilot generation....mostly babies

[ratherfish]

sucked into the flamebait

Hey Short Flaccid Rod,

Do you keep your backpack and ear buds on when you tap all those hotties?

Who pays for dinner?

Do your folks still help out financially?

Have you got a personalized license plate that says something like "JETJOCK" or perhaps "V1ROT8"?

Got a big watch?

What kind of product do you use in your hair?

Ever wear your sunglasses indoors?

Have you watched Top Gun a bunch?

Ever catch yourself telling one to many "there I was" aviation stories?

How's that crash pad treatin' yah?

Is that really your W2?

If you're older than I think you are, I feel sorry for you. No. On second thought, I just feel sorry for you.

 

[SFR]

Hey Short Flaccid Rod,

Do you keep your backpack and ear buds on when you tap all those hotties?

Who pays for dinner?

Do your folks still help out financially?

Have you got a personalized license plate that says something like "JETJOCK" or perhaps "V1ROT8"?

Got a big watch?

What kind of product do you use in your hair?

Ever wear your sunglasses indoors?

Have you watched Top Gun a bunch?

Ever catch yourself telling one to many "there I was" aviation stories?

How's that crash pad treatin' yah?

Is that really your W2?

If you're older than I think you are, I feel sorry for you. No. On second thought, I just feel sorry for you.

1) Don't know what those things are.

2) I will pay for dinner usually.

3) No, but I did tell them to buy Bank of America stock on Tuesday at $12.70 per share, they sold yesterday at $14.17, does that mean I helped them financially?

4) I just use the license plate that the state issues. I don't personalize.

5) I don't wait a watch.

6) Ice Glue, yellow tube.

7) Only in the sun.

8) Don't like Top Gun much, I don't care for military aviation much.

9) I don't talk about flying much. I like to discuss golf, real estate and stock market stuff.

10) Don't commute, but my house is treatin' me fine.

11) I think so.

12) 32, were you close???

 

[SFR]

SFR thinks he is the s*it at work. It's amazing how often people make fun of him behind his back. We love having him work with us though, it's great to have a never ending source of comedy relief.

Hey, I just saw this. I can imagine what people say...um i guess it would go like this..

Wow, his wife is hot with big fake hooters... or

He just sold another house.... or

He barely has to work, he just sits at home on reserve......

Geez, he plays too much golf.....why does he not go to work???


What a loser this guy...

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Hey, I just saw this. I can imagine what people say...um i guess it would go like this..

Wow, his wife is hot with big fake hooters... or

He just sold another house.... or

He barely has to work, he just sits at home on reserve......

Geez, he plays too much golf.....why does he not go to work???


What a loser this guy...

Or maybe this is what SFR looks like without his makeup on!

Surely you can't be serious?

Yes I am, and don't call me surely!

 

[Super Monkey]

Good deal. Come join the scab in training class!!!

Exactly why I'm leaving CAL because of ****************************** bags like you that I might have to throw gear for. Jus since you got hired in '05 early on in the hiring spree, does not enable you to rub our faces in your distorted world.

SFR, stop posting sh!t like this...you are an embarrassment to CAL. Remember our 147 brothers on furlough before you post insensitive crap like this!!!

 

[fischman]

Have you got a personalized license plate that says something like "JETJOCK" or perhaps "V1ROT8"?

GR8. Now I need to go get a new license plate...

The good part is that I can listen to my ipod while I wait at the DMV.

 

[SFR]

Exactly why I'm leaving CAL because of ****************************** bags like you that I might have to throw gear for. Jus since you got hired in '05 early on in the hiring spree, does not enable you to rub our faces in your distorted world.

SFR, stop posting sh!t like this...you are an embarrassment to CAL. Remember our 147 brothers on furlough before you post insensitive crap like this!!!

If you are leaving that is your choice/problem. Sound spoiled to me.

 

[Plug]

If you are leaving that is your choice/problem. Sound spoiled to me.

You guys have to know SFR personally to be able to laugh at this $hit. He would never cross a picket line as that would require putting on his uniform and going to work.

His wife is pretty hot and is an awesome cook!

 

[talespin]

Sorry guys! I guess every airline has a deutsch bag or two.

 

[SFR]

You guys have to know SFR personally to be able to laugh at this $hit. He would never cross a picket line as that would require putting on his uniform and going to work.

His wife is pretty hot and is an awesome cook!

Agreed, I just enjoy the flamebait. Hey, come smoke a cigar with me. I brought some cubans in from San Salvador last week. $18 for a box of 10. Not a bad deal down der....
Happy Holidays!!