SWA in SMF 12/23 - Kid in uniform

[FLYLOW22]

He appeared to not be retarded.

Appearances can be deceiving.

 

[Smacktard]

He appeared to not be retarded.

Now that's funny, PC or not...

 

[get2flyin]

Now THAT is some Christmas cheer! Thanks for the laughs.

A few years ago I was walking through DIA and saw two stone faced, serious looking United pilots walking through the terminal. One of them was pushing what I can only describe as a duck on a stick, except instead of legs, it had wheels. On the wheels were little web feet so when they turned they went, "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP..." down the terminal. The passengers were laughing and pointing. Neither pilot even seemed to notice, just acted serious. Classic.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

He appeared to not be retarded.

THIS IS THE FI QUOTE OF THE YEAR!

I have been laughing non-stop for about ten minutes.

 

[PHXFLYR]

I had a 6 year old kid once come visit the cockpit in a uniform his parents put him in. I showed him all the bells and whistles and asked him at the end if he wanted to be a pilot when he grew up. He scoffed, "No a fireman", turned around and walked out!![/quote]


Smart kid !!

PHXFLYR

 

[Sandhawk]

Was it Tanker Clown or MCDU?
Oh wait.....You said he appeared to NOT be retarded!
(apologies to any retards that might have been offended by the reference to tc and mcdu)

:laugh:

 

[Pogue Mahone]

No this was a kid, not just some young RJ driver. The uniform was fake, he must have been about 14 and looked to be with his grandfather.

He was eyeballing me in line and asked what airplane I flew. I asked where he was going and he said that he just wanted to show the pilots his uniform. He appeared to not be retarded.

I would beg to differ...

:laugh:

 

[FreightGod]

One of them was pushing what I can only describe as a duck on a stick, except instead of legs, it had wheels

Hmm, those could come in handy, wonder where I can get one..?

 

[Sandhawk]

Hmm, those could come in handy, wonder where I can get one..?

Here ya go................

http://www.kidenergy.com/products-cute-critters.html

 

[zman]

No this was a kid, not just some young RJ driver. The uniform was fake, he must have been about 14 and looked to be with his grandfather.

He was eyeballing me in line and asked what airplane I flew. I asked where he was going and he said that he just wanted to show the pilots his uniform. He appeared to not be retarded.

TSA should have clubbed him to death, like the way they club a baby seal to death!

 

[Pilotbob3]

Did he have spiked hair with frosted tips and an ipod? I think he may have been wearing a backpack too.

X

and dreads too!!!

 

[GuppyWN]

Now THAT is some Christmas cheer! Thanks for the laughs.

A few years ago I was walking through DIA and saw two stone faced, serious looking United pilots walking through the terminal. One of them was pushing what I can only describe as a duck on a stick, except instead of legs, it had wheels. On the wheels were little web feet so when they turned they went, "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP..." down the terminal. The passengers were laughing and pointing. Neither pilot even seemed to notice, just acted serious. Classic.

That is freaking hilarious.

Gup

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Oh my God. This thread and all of its one-liners is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[get2flyin]

Here ya go................

http://www.kidenergy.com/products-cute-critters.html

THAT'S IT! That's what he was pushing! Both of them looking serious as a heart attack.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

THAT'S IT! That's what he was pushing! Both of them looking serious as a heart attack.

Don't give anyone ideas... :nuts:

I think it would be funny to pull something like that off. Those guys were stoned-faced for good measure!