Deadliest Flight

[EdAtTheAirport]

Hey how come we don't have a TV show so that ordinary fractional guys like us can be turned into rock stars overnight?

 

[Hung Start]

Because I looked in the mirror.

Hung

 

[PUNISHER]

Hey how come we don't have a TV show so that ordinary fractional guys like us can be turned into rock stars overnight?

Ha Ha Ha, now that's funny. That would be like making a show about a bunch of whiney girl-scouts going door to door selling cookies.

 

[captain dad]

Ha Ha Ha, now that's funny. That would be like making a show about a bunch of whiney girl-scouts going door to door selling cookies.

Yeah, a bunch of ego driven, selfish, self entitled...oops, I just looked in the mirror.:laugh:

 

[brokeflyer]

that show is already on.....it called Seasame Street.

 

[blueridge71]

Hey how come we don't have a TV show so that ordinary fractional guys like us can be turned into rock stars overnight?

It would The Simple Life meets Airline. A sure hit.

 

[CA1900]

"600QS. 300 miles northwest of Teterboro, and First Officer Stan has run into a snag: a turd's stuck in the lav, and it's not budging.

Without missing a beat, the greenhorn rolls up his last copy of Elite Traveler, and pushes the turd into the holding tank...."


:laugh:

 

[Hung Start]

Ahhh, you, my friend, have not flown the Lear 60. The turds will not die!

Sometimes I think I'm fighting the abdominable turdman.

Hung

 

[LR25]

Hey how come we don't have a TV show so that ordinary fractional guys like us can be turned into rock stars overnight?

Fractionals? It must be a helluva trip between TEB and MCO?

What, was your crew meal cold or something?

 

[wacoflyr]

My six year old says that since our job isn't as exciting as "The deadliest catch," maybe we could fly through some thunderstorms to liven things up a bit. What do you think, would that work?

Wacoflyr

 

[clickclickboom]

Sad thing is that i miss the excitement of fractional flying..

try flying transcon in an airbus for 6 hours the most exciting thing that happens is that you can stand up in the cockpit and the pull out desk and the seat reclines to almost flat...

definately not rock star material

 

[Princedietrich]

Just show up to the plane wearing orange oilskins and carrying a crate of seal bombs and a bucket of fish guts. That'll liven things up a bit.

 

[FLYLOW22]

"600QS. 300 miles northwest of Teterboro, and First Officer Stan has run into a snag: a turd's stuck in the lav, and it's not budging.

Without missing a beat, the greenhorn rolls up his last copy of Elite Traveler, and pushes the turd into the holding tank...."


:laugh:

You ever have one bend it's head toward you and say, "Hey man. Go ahead, make my day."

Just checking. I can't be the only one.

 

[justthewife]

It would seem like a natural thing to follow the crab after they are caught; follow the freight dogs who fly into St. Paul to get the crab out of the harbor. That would be an interesting show!!

 

[o2bflyn]

Fractionals? It must be a helluva trip between TEB and MCO?

What, was your crew meal cold or something?

Nah it was long haul.....TEB to PBI.

 

[nomore]

Nanny diaries

I think instead of using deadliest catch as a model we'd have something more akin to the Nanny Diaries. Cruising at 350 pax comes up can of tonic water in hand, "I want my tonic water in a bottle!" I bet everyone of us has a story like that one.

 

[PURPLEHAZE21]

"Captain Phils on his 5th cup of coffee...he has'nt had a cigarette in the last hour and now there holding going into TEB...the tension in the cockpit is overwhelming....When will they be on the ground !". That's pretty much the show.

 

[Flex-ible]

Only problem is that none of the people in the back would let themselves get filmed!

 

[SpaceBall 1]

Fractionals? It must be a helluva trip between TEB and MCO?

What, was your crew meal cold or something?

No, but we had Uno's for lunch that one day and the show would have been called the Deadliest Crapper! Those were the days weren't they my friend!! That was good for the boss (especially that one). Builds character.

 

[stupidpilot]

Guys, you want to do "Deadliest Flight" you need to post that in the cargo section. Freight dawgs flying those old crappy aircraft in lousy conditions gets a bit closer to that scenario.

 

[dc9]

Guys, you want to do "Deadliest Flight" you need to post that in the cargo section. Freight dawgs flying those old crappy aircraft in lousy conditions gets a bit closer to that scenario.

Hey! I resemble that remark.

 

[PURPLEHAZE21]

I fly cargo at night...the most dangerous part of the flight is eating the catering

 

[stupidpilot]

I fly cargo at night...the most dangerous part of the flight is eating the catering

You wouldn't happen to be flying live chickens would you?

 

[blueridge71]

You ever have one bend it's head toward you and say, "Hey man. Go ahead, make my day."

Just checking. I can't be the only one.

No, but I have had one actually hop out of the lav and make it all the way up to the alpha male seat. I know it got that far because I found its tracks after the pax left.

 

[CA1900]

No, but I have had one actually hop out of the lav and make it all the way up to the alpha male seat. I know it got that far because I found its tracks after the pax left.

In my best Jeff Spicoli voice: "Ohhhhh, GNARLY!"

:laugh: