Q for ASA guys

[JoeMerchant]

I'm telling you, with your 250 hours, tell them you're over qualified for the ATR. Demand the CRJ, and you'll get it.

Sometimes, it takes arrogance, bad attitude, and a "I'm the sh*t" attitude to get things done!

Oh, and let them know you're God's gift to aviation when you request the CRJ.

Follow the rules above, and you're golden.

Better yet, just send them a message on you Blackberry..... Tell them your too good for the ATR....

 

[whatitdoing?]

Or run out of his office crying and saying that you won't sleep with him.......that usually works good.

 

[John Pennekamp]

Also, make sure your cell phone is always turned on so it will ring in the sim. On your 12th sim, answer it and tell the IP to SSHHHOOOOSH!

Yeah. That's good shiznit there.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I think I've figured out his motive. The chicks on craigslist would rather bang an RJ pilot instead of some lowly ATR prop-trash.

Hey man, just keep the ASA logo out of your picture.

 

[John Pennekamp]

I think I've figured out his motive. The chicks on craigslist would rather bang an RJ pilot instead of some lowly ATR prop-trash.

Hey man, just keep the ASA logo out of your picture.

Hey, hey, easy there. It's a well documented fact that ATR pilots get laid more than Barbie Jet pilots...

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Hey, hey, easy there. It's a well documented fact that ATR pilots get laid more than Barbie Jet pilots...

You're right, but that's not the myth coming out of Riddle though. I saw more crazy stuff when I was on the ATR then at any other time at this company.:beer: imp:

One month of long VPS layovers with two ATR crews, a DFW jet crew, the lazy river, and Helen Back's was enough proof for me.

 

[John Pennekamp]

You're right, but that's not the myth coming out of Riddle though. I saw more crazy stuff when I was on the ATR then at any other time at this company.:beer: imp:

One month of long VPS layovers with two ATR crews, a DFW jet crew, the lazy river, and Helen Back's was enough proof for me.

I have no idea who you are, but I was there. That was some crazy stuff. I miss that place.

The new VPS is Hilton Head, FYI. Only an ATR crew would be bold enough and drunk enough to skinny dip at 2AM at The Westin, HHI Resort!!!

 

[JoeMerchant]

The new VPS is Hilton Head, FYI.

...... just don't treat the runways the same...... HHH is about as long as VPS was wide.....

 

[rightseatjocky]

Great..... another new hire that is too good to fly the ATR.... Just go somewhere that only flies jets....

I agree. Some of these new hires need to just go to another company that doesn't have props. I guess their parents money is too good to fly props. Someone said they should call SH and tell him they are too good. I heard that story also, that person should've been taken out to ops and told them there. He would've quit from the laughing. We all have put our time in at ASA and these new hires need to get a grip on reality.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

The new VPS is Hilton Head, FYI. Only an ATR crew would be bold enough and drunk enough to skinny dip at 2AM at The Westin, HHI Resort!!!

You just don't see that on the RJ. :nuts:

 

[rightseatjocky]

Ahhhh the lazy river. I do miss that hotel also. Being right no the beach was cool. Man, what was the name of that pizza place down the road? Hells something?

 

[John Pennekamp]

Ahhhh the lazy river. I do miss that hotel also. Being right no the beach was cool. Man, what was the name of that pizza place down the road? Hells something?

Hell'n'Back. Come on, man! (But it makes sense if you can't remember. VPS overnights are like Studio 54... if you can remember being there, you weren't really there!)

 

[rightseatjocky]

lauging, why would I say I was there when I wasn't. I was dallas based and have been there. OH ya, forgot that I didn't go there with dangerous dan. Who is he, oh don't know maybe have never been in the van either. haha.. oh ya, I miss the tiggers also, as I didn't give him one either. I must be nuts and never have been there.

 

[John Pennekamp]

lauging, why would I say I was there when I wasn't. I was dallas based and have been there. OH ya, forgot that I didn't go there with dangerous dan. Who is he, oh don't know maybe have never been in the van either. haha.. oh ya, I miss the tiggers also, as I didn't give him one either. I must be nuts and never have been there.

Crazy Dan still works for that taxi company. I heard Keith (Tigger) got fired for showing up for work drunk.

 

[rightseatjocky]

Yes on both accounts. Keith couldn't stay away from the bottle. Dan still works there and is one in charge now. Still drives crazy.