The Lanyard Police

[Hulk Hogan]

No bible thumper (as I'm into my 10th drink or so....), but how about......
"Q: What would Jesus fly into the World Trade Center?? A: " Nothing, it's Mohammed's job."

I'll be happy to make them if I get enough potential orders............

Hey, you must be Catholic! Me too!

 

[dispatchguy]

No bible thumper (as I'm into my 10th drink or so....), but how about......
"Q: What would Jesus fly into the World Trade Center?? A: " Nothing, it's Mohammed's job."

I'll be happy to make them if I get enough potential orders............

You have an order

 

[DannyNoonan]

i like passing a boston red sox lanyard wearer with my ny yankees lanyard!!

 

[bustinmins]

I bet if it said "I LOVE SECULAR ATHIOCRACY" she wouldn't have said a thing, except maybe "Wow! Where'd you get that cool lanyard!"

I'm not a hard core Bible thumper either (not even close), but I'd wear a Jesus lanyard just to tick off any PC nazi who could possibly be ticked off by a Jesus lanyard. :beer:

You do that and I'll bring my Mala (Prayer Beads). I'll sit on the flight deck and just chant....that should calm them down.

 

[flyer172r]

More like somebody needs some BBQ? What about BBQ? How come we never talk about BBQ anymore? What about an "I Love BBQ" lanyard? I'd wear one of those.

The guys at XJet could have an "I Love Meetball Subs" Lanyard.

At ASA, I have an "I Love Contract Negotiations" Lanyard.

If someone made an "I Love Potbelly's" lanyard I would buy one. It's the only good thing about going to the Dulles airport.

I thought about getting a Cubs lanyard, but I was based in St. Louis when I first started in the airline industry, so that would've required me constantly hanging my head in shame. Then I thought about getting a Bears lanyard, but then I moved to Indy, same problem <sigh>

 

[Bluestreak]

Sorry,double post.

 

[Bluestreak]

Actually I would have worn an "I love Panchito's breakfast taco" lanyard.

Mine is black with white palm trees and the In-N-Out burger logo.Take a look:

http://shop.in-n-out.com/innout/product.asp?s_id=0&dept_id=3004&pf_id=PAAAIAKHBMGIKCAI&

 

[McNugget]

because thats not as cool as I love Jesus

You are absolutely correct, the libs would not see anything wrong with that.

 

[ReverseSensing]

What are you talking about? You bought 3 of my I heart Lamar lanyards!!!???

Only because I thought they made a clever and ironic noose with which to hang my Lamar, Spike, and Art Thomas dolls in effigy from my rear-view mirror. I ripped the head off my Dupont doll and skewered it on an AOA vane. It was wicked cool.

 

[McNugget]

Intolerance serves nobody but Satan. Think about that.

Same goes for Delta Connection, maybe I will make that into a lanyard.