Wow, impressive. 23 type ratings. And, you think an airplane is an airplane? Okay, see if you think that way after a few more years on the 737. You will be yearning for something different. And will you get 787s? I doubt it, but maybe---if you guys are allowed to change the cockpit forever and ruin it for every other airline---like the 737NGs....thanks for that. (you guys love switches, not push buttons)
You fly long haul and short. Well, your long haul flights USUALLY have an extra tag on to it, like PHL--LAX---and then onto LAS. SWA wants you to fly to the max everyday. That could be great, except that you are tired unless you are Superman. You might be able to do that as a youngster, but not after 50 years old. You are probably done mentally after the 6 hour leg from PHL--LAX. Don't say you aren't.....
Got old fast going to Europe and South America, eh? I would expect you to say that, since you now fly for Southwest. If you said "I really miss the great layovers in Europe" then you couldn't debate me. Our INTL hotels are the best in our system, and the destinations are sweet. Maybe you went to some real poop holes, but most of ours are NICE (like Nice, France). Can you say anything bad about Nice? I bet you could, but then again you frequent ELP often probably. If you get sick in an INTL city there are protocols to help our crews. The station managers are briefed on all of that. Security is also very good. If you get mugged in Barcelona, you probably got mugged in Vegas or New York too.
We don't sit around too much anymore, especially at ATL, where we used to sit for 3 hours at a time. We got better softwear or something that now limits us to about an hour between flights, and ATL just opened an extra runway (10/28) that has helped reduce holding etc, and we have PRM approaches too that keeps things moving. (all of this at ATL, the busiest hub in the world with the most passengers by far, and Delta has 70% of the traffic there) INTL flights have no wait times at all. You sign in, meet with the other crew members and talk about the tracks you will be flying and look at the charts, and then get your Starbucks and go to the plane. A first class meal is waiting for you.
LBB, AMA, and MAF sound really boring. It is great that you enjoy it, though.
Bye Bye--General Lee