I was flying with some 'Captain America" dude the other day on a EWR turn, and he flew it in, so it was my turn, being a good FO and trying to get it all done before he gets back and all correct with the 350 radial out of COL in there and everything. Before he stepped out of the cockpit he mentioned something about cleaning. I completely assumed he meant after I was ready, you know loading the box etc., He said he'd get the walk around, and coffee at Starbucks if I wanted anything, ok cool.
So, before I even stood up for a pis$, I loaded the freakin thing, did the ops up to bag/pax, charts out, set up the FCU(heading, altitude, etc.) ready to go.
he pops his head in and says, "I meant we clean the cabin first then do this, this can be done in 5 minutes". I said, "are you serious, I thought you were kidding". As he was staring at me, and thinking are you crazy or just so screwed up.
It was totally weird, I wanted to ask, "did you do the walk around yet?"
Turns out he did the walk, came up to help clean and then bitch#d me out.
He sits down and I said I was ready if he was, I felt good everything was done and all ready to brief, so we could drink coffee.
We briefed it up and then I asked about the coffee he offered and then he said, "You don't need that, we need to get out on time." I was baffled. we had like 15 or 20 minutes. we briefed, the cabin was clean, he was in commando in charge...I could fly in there, grab a couple lattes and be right back in 10 minutes. BUT NOOOOOOOO. So just before the GSE deal , I stood up for a pis$. I had to get away for just a couple minutes anyway.
I persoanlly clean when I have time which is usually the case, pretty much like Blue Dude does is my habit and fair to the back crew and the operation.
Anyway, 1 out of 600 or 700 Captains, however many there are in JFK on the 320.