W2's

[vetrider]

"Get a lot of ladies" -- huh? "Get some ladies" -- double huh?

Are you old or something? You need to learn the lizzle, my nizzle. Besides I can think of at least ELEVENTY-SEVEN ways to be hipper than that.

And yes, my wang is over eleventeen inches wide.

Yep, I am hopeless in that department, that is why I asked the legend himself, Mr. Leon Phelps. Being a legend and all, it sure was nice of Mr. Phelps to take the time to respond, thank you so much Mr. Phelps. And thank all of you other fellas as well.

Now with all that good advice and my eleventeen inch wide wang maybe my luck is about to change. Thanks again Mr. Phelps.

 

[IrishjbPilot]

Eleventeen ? wow....

 

[Purpled]

It's "Eleventeen" not "Eleventy." Dah.

If the ref. was Celebrity Jeopardy, I'm sure it was Eleventy Billion Dollars. Written on that screen which is light urple.

Strategery!!

 

[Quimby]

It's "Eleventeen" not "Eleventy." Dah.

"eleventy" on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.....get it straight!

 

[Quimby]

now.............where to find that 10 million dollar car?

 

[nightrider]

6th yr. ups fo lineholder

143k not including stock or b fund

 

[Benhuntn]

yr 2 at swa. Line 1 $104,119. +Profit sharing which isn't mine until 5 yrs $5890. No options sold. Flew 893 hrs in 06. I didn't fly in Dec since I was grounded with a kidney stone.

 

[CA1900]

Some Celebrity Jeopardy on YouTube.

And more...


Alas, I couldn't find a clip of the Eleventy Billion Dollars skit. It's the one with Tobey Maguire playing an extra-dumb Keanu Reeves. Good stuff....

 

[ToiletDuck]

$36k working from March 15th on. I'm just a CFI though However that would put me around $50kish. Give you and idea how much flying I have to do lol.

 

[Ty Webb]

Now THAT is some stuff!! The average pilot makes more than the average astronomer...and who said you don't learn anything valuable on flightinfo?!

That's right . . . . I was going to become a meteorologist, until I found out that I wouldn't really get to study meteors.



W-2 as a 5th yr 737 CA flew 750 blk for 1030 credit = $126,600 plus per diem and 10.5% B fund contribution . . . average 14-15 days off on commutable schedule. . . . . still waiting for the glamorous part to kick in.



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[Whine Lover]

"Which of the above do you figure would get more ladies?"

Niether.

I do pretty well though with about 1.5 ounces of chloroform applied with a small dish towel.


YKW

 

[CA1900]

I do pretty well though with about 1.5 ounces of chloroform applied with a small dish towel.

Amateur.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

Amateur.

Does clicking on that link launch a black helicopter? Y'all are freaky.

 

[Whataburger]

"eleventy" on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.....get it straight!

Oh SNL. I thought you were talking about the beer that came after number 10...........eleventeen.

 

[Bucky19]

First year captain, (7th year overall) flew 730 hours, $227,700. Averaged 14.5 workdays/month. Does not include 401, PS, etc.