You might be frieght trash if....

[OPECJet]

You read your charts by all the warning lights on the panel.

You have more tropical storm and hurricane penetrations than the Air Force.

You turn off the radar because it looks like someone spilled red paint on it.

You think TCAS, and GPWS are medical terms.

You have to swing the gear a few times to make the unsafe light go out.

You pull circuit breakers to turn the warning lights off... After you're done reading your charts...

You conduct an "overspeed check" on every departure.
(Above 10,000 of course....)

Controllers know you by name, but have never seen your face.

You don't remember what your wife looks like.

Owls are your alarm clock instead of roosters.

People think you actually make good money because, "You're a pilot".

You "check the gas, and fill the oil" at every stop.

You're on the EPA's most wanted list. (a couple for you radial guys out there).

 

[Wankel7]

You pay your rent weeks in advance (Who knows when you will be home next)

You can't get the cargo plane smell out of your work cloths.

Hotel staff knows you by first name.

Amazed at how long your houseplants can live with water.

Have trouble remembering your home phone number.

You carry your own, "Do not disturb" sign.

Center says, "For the last time....can your quite those chickens down....we can't hear you"

Even the baby chicks know about your pay scale. For some reason they keep chanting, "Cheap, cheap, cheap"

Wankel

 

[OPECJet]

You've spent the night inside a cargo container sitting on the ramp at BRO because the courier overslept....

You've slept on a crate of Hellfire missiles you just brought halfway across the country........

You consider an aircraft younger than yourself to be "brand new".....

You're giving the controller the handoffs......

You have a kersosene heater inside the airplane......

You consider wake turbulence to be nothing more than a ride at an amusement park......