FlyDeltasJets
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- Nov 25, 2001
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Fins,
Give it a rest. It was a joke.
Being a former regional pilot myself, do I get to play?
You might be a regional pilot if:
#1. You have to smile when the 10'th jackass on the 10'th leg of the day cleverly asks you what movie is on this flight.
#2. You live in Bangor, Maine in the winter but can't afford to fix the broken heater, front defroster, and rear defroster on your car (personal experience, most dangerous thing I have ever done!)
#3. You can quote verbatum the 1900's recorded safety briefing.
#4. You do touch and goes on empty legs from an outstation.
#5. You have ever cracked open the door to watch a couple go at it in the last row of an otherwise empty flight.
#6. You have ever not had enough money to get frozen yogurt in the terminal, then had a passenger complain about how much money you make (I almost killed him)
#7. Your crew room conversation centers on the latest guy to "escape" to a major.
#8. You have to add oil to the plane yourself.
#9. You have to use the name of your mainline carrier when telling people where you work because they haven't heard of your airline.
#10. You hate when one of your crashpad roommate's wife comes to visit because you will have to wear pants when playing playstation.
I'm sure there are more, but that's all I got right now!
Give it a rest. It was a joke.
Being a former regional pilot myself, do I get to play?
You might be a regional pilot if:
#1. You have to smile when the 10'th jackass on the 10'th leg of the day cleverly asks you what movie is on this flight.
#2. You live in Bangor, Maine in the winter but can't afford to fix the broken heater, front defroster, and rear defroster on your car (personal experience, most dangerous thing I have ever done!)
#3. You can quote verbatum the 1900's recorded safety briefing.
#4. You do touch and goes on empty legs from an outstation.
#5. You have ever cracked open the door to watch a couple go at it in the last row of an otherwise empty flight.
#6. You have ever not had enough money to get frozen yogurt in the terminal, then had a passenger complain about how much money you make (I almost killed him)
#7. Your crew room conversation centers on the latest guy to "escape" to a major.
#8. You have to add oil to the plane yourself.
#9. You have to use the name of your mainline carrier when telling people where you work because they haven't heard of your airline.
#10. You hate when one of your crashpad roommate's wife comes to visit because you will have to wear pants when playing playstation.
I'm sure there are more, but that's all I got right now!