You might be a regional pilot if..... (these are all true)
You've ever had to take all the passengers off your plane so you and the 2 rampers could push it backwards by hand to get around a stalled fuel truck.
You've ever had your lunch sitting on the center pedestal only to go flying to the last row of the plane on takeoff and then have it returned by the guy sitting in the last row after you level off.
You've ever had a passenger come up and pass you a note that says, "I took some medication before takeoff and now I have to go to the bathroom really bad, what do I do?"
You've ever flown around with your pants rolled up above your knees because the damm a/c is busted.
You've had an "interested" passenger snap a flash photograph from the back, about 20 feet off the ground during a night landing.
You've ever had to personally pee in a trash bag in front of your fellow aviator cause you just couldn't hold it any longer.
You've ever had to take all the passengers off your plane so you and the 2 rampers could push it backwards by hand to get around a stalled fuel truck.
You've ever had your lunch sitting on the center pedestal only to go flying to the last row of the plane on takeoff and then have it returned by the guy sitting in the last row after you level off.
You've ever had a passenger come up and pass you a note that says, "I took some medication before takeoff and now I have to go to the bathroom really bad, what do I do?"
You've ever flown around with your pants rolled up above your knees because the damm a/c is busted.
You've had an "interested" passenger snap a flash photograph from the back, about 20 feet off the ground during a night landing.
You've ever had to personally pee in a trash bag in front of your fellow aviator cause you just couldn't hold it any longer.