you know your crashpad tired when...

[Flyingdutchman]

lets hear m folks !

... You are senior enough in your crashpad to hold the bottm bunkbed

.. You get to pick what tv channel is on

.. You only have to walk out the trash on monday morning (yup, you just might be senior crashpad trash)

.. You think it's great if there are only 5 people in the crashpad tonight...

.. you banged a chick in a crashpad

.. bonus points if you also banged here sister in your friends bunkbed.

 

[Peter Griffin]

Your soap is the one that never leaves the shower

 

[Flyingdutchman]

... You count all your leftover beers in the fridge before you leave for a trip...

(well screw you, ya'll gotta stop steeling my d*mn beer!)

 

[Drill Sgt. Dad]

You start nibbling at the old fermented leftovers in the fridge.

 

[Drill Sgt. Dad]

Or, everyone says you snore too loudly.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

... and you know its true!

... Meanwhile my show is in 3 hours (5 AM)

 

[DrProc]

Your soap is the one that never leaves the shower

but everyone else thinks its their soap....

 

[labbats]

Let's just say I make my soap furry, so as to avoid other people using it.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

but everyone else thinks its their soap....

Just remember what the first place you wash is, and what the last place I wash is? uke:

 

[Dutch]

Or, everyone says you snore too loudly.

or you stop waking up because of the guy who snores too loud.

 

[FN FAL]

Let's just say I make my soap furry, so as to avoid other people using it.

I'd pull em out of soap bar and lay em across your's and the other guyses toothbrushes. That'd be a riot.

 

[Turtlesfly]

You get to make sure that everybody else has paid their 1/13th of the electric bill and collect all of them

 

[Rank&File]

...when your room mates don't lock the door anymore when they're beating off. Seriously, when it came to that, I started looking for another place to stay.

 

[Crzipilot]

...when your room mates don't lock the door anymore when they're beating off. Seriously, when it came to that, I started looking for another place to stay.

Maybe they were looking for help???

 

[Checknsix]

Geez...I gotta quit visiting this sight when I've been drinking. Makes me think you guys are saying things that don't fit in my version of reality.

- Checknsix

 

[Flyingdutchman]

bring me a cold one bro !!!! I got chicks over here !

 

[arthompson]

I work in a non flight position and commute, oh my god so many of these are soooo true

 

[Jetscream32]

.....you remember buying that 1/2 gallon of milk the day you first moved in and it's now yogurt.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

your chinese food in the fridge doesnt look that good anymore after 12 weeks....

 

[migio]

When it bugs the hell out of you when all you hear about is "I flew with some douuches on my last 4 day and such and such did this and that, and we encountered this and that,blah blah blah. STFU! talk about poon or something other then aviaton you super douuchebags!

And for crying out loud, clean up after yourselves you lazy mamas boys!

And take out the trash for once

And quit bitchin about stuff others do when your guilty of doing it yourself

And talk on your cell phone outside

And finally,quit bragging about how your joe cool capt now.

 

[jws717]

The FAs have eaten all of your food, eaven that 1/2 gallon of yogurt milk.

 

[Drill Sgt. Dad]

One of the craahpadders in always on the internet
Or, the crashpad owner leaves a nasty letter about bounced checks

 

[JohnnyP]

...

I feel very fortunate not to have to live in one of these flop houses. An idea for some of yall, a buddy of mine had to commute and went on roommates.com and found a non-aviation roomate in a nice house for the same price as you guys pay per month for a crash pad. His own room, bathroom, very clean, none of this filth you guys talk about, etc. Id do that way before id live in one of these dumps. How can you guys stand to live like this????

 

[AVRO_FO]

Referencing some of the above posts, I got off the internet and cleaned my shared bathroom at the crashpad. Then I got back on the internet and told you about it.

 

[wmuflyguy]

I feel very fortunate not to have to live in one of these flop houses. An idea for some of yall, a buddy of mine had to commute and went on roommates.com and found a non-aviation roomate in a nice house for the same price as you guys pay per month for a crash pad. His own room, bathroom, very clean, none of this filth you guys talk about, etc. Id do that way before id live in one of these dumps. How can you guys stand to live like this????

I did that when I got displaced to a differnt base.

I got stuck with a Mormon, that did not allow drinking in the house.

I have since revised the list of things I ask before I move into a place.

 

[wickedpilot]

Let's just say I make my soap furry, so as to avoid other people using it.

awhhh, bad mental picture

 

[Windsor]

you know its a crashpad when the air mattresses outnumber the couches 4 to 1.

You complain about $90 for rent.

Your wireless network password contains profanity.

 

[CrownandCoke]

your chinese food in the fridge doesnt look that good anymore after 12 weeks....

but you eat it anyway

Drink up

 

[Drill Sgt. Dad]

Or, you can't figure out what that was on the second shelf in the fridge.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

hahahahahahah thats freaking funny... or nasty...