you know your crashpad tired when...

[FN FAL]

Let's just say I make my soap furry, so as to avoid other people using it.

I'd pull em out of soap bar and lay em across your's and the other guyses toothbrushes. That'd be a riot.

 

[Turtlesfly]

You get to make sure that everybody else has paid their 1/13th of the electric bill and collect all of them

 

[Rank&File]

...when your room mates don't lock the door anymore when they're beating off. Seriously, when it came to that, I started looking for another place to stay.

 

[Crzipilot]

...when your room mates don't lock the door anymore when they're beating off. Seriously, when it came to that, I started looking for another place to stay.

Maybe they were looking for help???

 

[Checknsix]

Geez...I gotta quit visiting this sight when I've been drinking. Makes me think you guys are saying things that don't fit in my version of reality.

- Checknsix

 

[Flyingdutchman]

bring me a cold one bro !!!! I got chicks over here !

 

[arthompson]

I work in a non flight position and commute, oh my god so many of these are soooo true

 

[Jetscream32]

.....you remember buying that 1/2 gallon of milk the day you first moved in and it's now yogurt.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

your chinese food in the fridge doesnt look that good anymore after 12 weeks....

 

[migio]

When it bugs the hell out of you when all you hear about is "I flew with some douuches on my last 4 day and such and such did this and that, and we encountered this and that,blah blah blah. STFU! talk about poon or something other then aviaton you super douuchebags!

And for crying out loud, clean up after yourselves you lazy mamas boys!

And take out the trash for once

And quit bitchin about stuff others do when your guilty of doing it yourself

And talk on your cell phone outside

And finally,quit bragging about how your joe cool capt now.