You know your a dorky CRJ pilot when....

[SennaP1]

Naw, I just like to take the tie off and unbutton the collar once the flight deck door closes.

You probably shine your shoes and wear your blazer in the summer.

Whats wrong with shining your shoes? Blazer comes off as soon as it can. Per Memo.

 

[CJA]

clip on tie: $15.00
white reeboks for overnight: $39.00
big dorky cooler for food: $9.00
watching my metrosexual F.O.'s hair melt doing walk around in the rain: priceless

 

[WAZUP]

How about you know you're an idiot if...

you don't know the difference between your and you're...

you can't spell ridiculous...

you don't know the difference between Their and There...

you aren't sure if it's grammer or grammar...

Did I miss any?

You forgot run-on sentences plus improper use of capitals.

 

[Motive Flow]

clip on tie: $15.00
white reeboks for overnight: $39.00
big dorky cooler for food: $9.00
watching my metrosexual F.O.'s hair melt doing walk around in the rain: priceless

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Let's see, blue polyester pants...black shoes and socks...pseudo military hat with fake "50 mission crush" look. Yeah, the clip-on tie takes away from all that.

 

[BenderGonzales]

ok. I can't believe nobody mentioned this one yet.

The pilot who has stickers for aircraft he HAS NOT FLOWN plastered all over his flight bag.

"Who did you fly the 737 for?" (assuming he was furloughed from somewhere)

"Nobody, just thought it was a cool sticker."

Tool.

 

[Metro752]

clip on tie: $15.00
white reeboks for overnight: $39.00
big dorky cooler for food: $9.00
watching my metrosexual F.O.'s hair melt doing walk around in the rain: priceless

Yeah I never understood why guys back in high school would put gel in their hair when their first class was Weights and they knew the coach was gonna bust their asses. Better yet, tons of gel in the locker room before the friday night game. Ghey. I'm an OLT, I guess I just don't get it.

I have a 757 sticker, that I got from the Boeing Pavillion @ OSH, on the inside cover of my logbook that I put there when I was 14, and still under the impression that if Bellanca didn't make it, it was a PoS reynolds wrap deathtrap!

Is that ok?

 

[Catbird]

The next leaders of the PC USA. Which one is the FlyingFool?

http://www.byroncrawford.com/2005/05/ghetto_prom_pic.html

I'll take the Rednecks anyday compared to these Savages.

 

[Turtlesfly]

LMAO!

My favorite:

"Mexican people, like people from most foreign countries, just aren't used to the gulliness of an American diet. That's why their women are blowing up to such epic proportions."

Holy crap that was funny.

By the way, dorky CRJ pilot: one who loves to say, "no MEL's, no CDL's, emergencies as previously briefed" on every leg even though you just flew the same airplane every leg that day with the same guy.

 

[405]

The next leaders of the PC USA. Which one is the FlyingFool?

http://www.byroncrawford.com/2005/05/ghetto_prom_pic.html

I'll take the Rednecks anyday compared to these Savages.

Nothing camouflages blood stains like red plastic. Plus, it's easier to clean up after the gang related shootings during/after the prom.

 

[Flyingfool77]

Naw, I just like to take the tie off and unbutton the collar once the flight deck door closes.

You probably shine your shoes and wear your blazer in the summer.

And why can't you do that with a real tie? hmmm... DORK!

no blazer, no hat, none of that dorky pilot $h!t.