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flyingfool said:
Anytime loser. Don't you remember getting you a$$ kicked in school. Do you really want to relive that? HAHA Dork.
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Fighting is stupid, and the sooner you stop hiding in the shadows from all the bulleys who beat you and mocked you in life, and face them, the sooner you won't have to Spike your hair, buy $500 black shoes, and flame on the internet about white gym shoes or clip on ties; besides getting hard ons over your presumably well dressed CAs.

this enitre post I am making is stupid. hey my rep on this board aint great either, so you know what F* u nubcakes

hey I found your myspace pics http://newpeppers.ytmnd.com/
 
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Goodgod, I had the speakers turned up a little too loud when i clicked on that link above. I think I sharted. That person looks like they got hit with a shovel a few times.

On a second note, someone found this old picture of me and my old lady at prom many years ago and posted it on the internet. Enjoy.

http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics_prom.html
 
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I have a closet full of white cross-trainers and they look damn good. My over night consists of shorts and t-shirts in the summer and jeans and sweatshirts in the winter. I could care less about how the metrosexuals are dressing in GQ. I agree with the other guys that ask what kind of putz is concerned about another man's wardrobe. It's not very manly.
 
All you dorks make me want to drink more and more. Come on, are we really discussing this. P.S. Johnny P. funny f'ckin photo!!
 
JohnnyP said:
Goodgod, I had the speakers turned up a little too loud when i clicked on that link above. I think I sharted. That person looks like they got hit with a shovel a few times.

On a second note, someone found this old picture of me and my old lady at prom many years ago and posted it on the internet. Enjoy.

http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics_prom.html
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You must be SBY based. I always thought you Delmartians were a little strange.
 
You know your a dorky CRJ pilot if....

You've ever referred to your uniform as "The Batsuit".
 
Just called home to tell my wife to throw out the white Nikes I have in the closet and the old white Converse in the garage that I wear while mowing. Of course she asked why and I told her that some guys on Flightinfo are calling me uncool and I have to get with the times. "Naturally", she responded.
 
Flyingfool77 said:
Dork!


Dork!


Huge Dork! I bet you wear white sneakers too!!!!!
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Naw, I just like to take the tie off and unbutton the collar once the flight deck door closes.

You probably shine your shoes and wear your blazer in the summer.
 
JohnnyP said:
Goodgod, I had the speakers turned up a little too loud when i clicked on that link above. I think I sharted. That person looks like they got hit with a shovel a few times.

On a second note, someone found this old picture of me and my old lady at prom many years ago and posted it on the internet. Enjoy.

http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics_prom.html
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Now that's a good republican "red-tie" look. The dress? Yeah....

The white shoes look, allright jerry seinfeld. Who really cares?
 
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Dirty Sanchez said:
Naw, I just like to take the tie off and unbutton the collar once the flight deck door closes.

You probably shine your shoes and wear your blazer in the summer.
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Whats wrong with shining your shoes? Blazer comes off as soon as it can. Per Memo.
 
clip on tie: $15.00
white reeboks for overnight: $39.00
big dorky cooler for food: $9.00
watching my metrosexual F.O.'s hair melt doing walk around in the rain: priceless
 
Smacktard said:
How about you know you're an idiot if...

you don't know the difference between your and you're...

you can't spell ridiculous...

you don't know the difference between Their and There...

you aren't sure if it's grammer or grammar...

Did I miss any?
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You forgot run-on sentences plus improper use of capitals.
 
CJA said:
clip on tie: $15.00
white reeboks for overnight: $39.00
big dorky cooler for food: $9.00
watching my metrosexual F.O.'s hair melt doing walk around in the rain: priceless
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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Let's see, blue polyester pants...black shoes and socks...pseudo military hat with fake "50 mission crush" look. Yeah, the clip-on tie takes away from all that.:rolleyes:
 
ok. I can't believe nobody mentioned this one yet.

The pilot who has stickers for aircraft he HAS NOT FLOWN plastered all over his flight bag.

"Who did you fly the 737 for?" (assuming he was furloughed from somewhere)

"Nobody, just thought it was a cool sticker."

Tool.
 
CJA said:
clip on tie: $15.00
white reeboks for overnight: $39.00
big dorky cooler for food: $9.00
watching my metrosexual F.O.'s hair melt doing walk around in the rain: priceless
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Yeah I never understood why guys back in high school would put gel in their hair when their first class was Weights and they knew the coach was gonna bust their asses. Better yet, tons of gel in the locker room before the friday night game. Ghey. I'm an OLT, I guess I just don't get it.

I have a 757 sticker, that I got from the Boeing Pavillion @ OSH, on the inside cover of my logbook that I put there when I was 14, and still under the impression that if Bellanca didn't make it, it was a PoS reynolds wrap deathtrap!

Is that ok?
 
LMAO!

My favorite:

"Mexican people, like people from most foreign countries, just aren't used to the gulliness of an American diet. That's why their women are blowing up to such epic proportions."

Holy crap that was funny.

By the way, dorky CRJ pilot: one who loves to say, "no MEL's, no CDL's, emergencies as previously briefed" on every leg even though you just flew the same airplane every leg that day with the same guy.
 
Dirty Sanchez said:
Naw, I just like to take the tie off and unbutton the collar once the flight deck door closes.

You probably shine your shoes and wear your blazer in the summer.
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And why can't you do that with a real tie? hmmm... DORK!

no blazer, no hat, none of that dorky pilot $h!t.
 
Im a dork for even trying to read this GAY thread. I only made it to the second page and could not finish. :puke: To Whoever started this thread... Did you get beat up every day in grade school and high school? You are a nerd and I feel like punching you. I hate myself for letting you take this 5 minutes of my life. Seriously, go get some women in your life.
 
TCBKING said:
Im a dork for even trying to read this GAY thread. I only made it to the second page and could not finish. :puke: To Whoever started this thread... Did you get beat up every day in grade school and high school? You are a nerd and I feel like punching you. I hate myself for letting you take this 5 minutes of my life. Seriously, go get some women in your life.
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Wow that coming from a guy with his ATP written. DORK. $hut up.
 
Anyone else ever play the alphabet game? Every letter is there, only one q and one z, though. CB panels and FMS alpha-numeric pad dount count.

Sorry to interrupt the flames with real dorky stuff. Too many MCI and MSP turns.

Besides, you know you're thinking about it now....
 

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