You know you are a regional FO when.....

[BenderGonzales]

You have spiked, frosted, hair and the vocabulary of Flava Flave.

 

[CoolSidePillow]

You think the money you spent at ERAU was money well spent or you think it is a valid education that will help you in life..... "push button autopilot goes on....move lever and gear goes up"..... congratulations you are now an RJ pilot

 

[aviatrix]

You cant wait til you get your braces off, cause then you'll REALLY start to get some play!!!!

 

[EatinRamen]

You throw your own bags on the hotel van so you can avoid tipping the van driver.

 

[Ben Johnson]

A limo pulls up at the curb and your handed a $20 to get his bags, insted of handing the money back you run.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

...you tell everybody on myspace that you earn $150,000-250,000 a year.

...you collect SmarteCarts in the airport and return them for 25 cents.

 

[suupah]

You throw your own bags on the hotel van so you can avoid tipping the van driver.

LMAO!!!!

 

[Hypoxik]

Your myspace/online date page is a picture of you in the cockpit

 

[777_Jackpot]

You think the money you spent at ERAU was money well spent or you think it is a valid education that will help you in life..... "push button autopilot goes on....move lever and gear goes up"..... congratulations you are now an RJ pilot

And you wonder why management doesn't want to pay you anything.

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you wear your sunglasses in the airport

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you actually spend your time arguing who has the best jet to fly or who has the better company

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you date flight attendants

 

[Mr Wu]

you date flight attendants

F/A's are for guys too lazy to jerk off.

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you are always checking update lists because afterall you need to get 1000 PIC turbine and with that and 2300 total you can move on to the big boys

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you really know you are a regional FO when you can identify the RCDS in your new captain as soon as you meet him

 

[No Delay]

...all your towels at home are "white"

and all your soap is miniature size.

 

[Hypoxik]

You use the hotel coffee maker to heat up soup or easy mac! And don't have enough to share with the F/A.

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you call screw scheduling to get open time

 

[No Delay]

Originally Posted by 737 Pylt
You've figured a way around the cable box in the layover hotel and can get free porn on the TV!

Can you do that??????

Dude, don't hold out on us.

 

["GO AROUND"]

You throw your own bags on the hotel van so you can avoid tipping the van driver.

ROFLMAO!!!! That is so true. I have done that too many times.