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You can't make this stuff up!!!! He's a pilot for Delta!!!!

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SIUDude you are just another WANNABEE! Quit trying so hard and stop posting your profile because you'll still remain a loser!:D
 
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From a girl's perspective.............god, why is it that regional airline pilots are such geeks!?!?!? I especially liked the unibrow dork!
What losers!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Rhoid--

That's an Express Airlines I uniform (pre-Pinnacle) he's sporting--if you look to the left of the door you can see the roman numeral "I".

Captain Blue Eyes is currently a PCL CRJ F/O, hence the comment about bigger for same $$.

Aviatrix--

Ever hear the old one "What does a pilot use for birth control--his personality"

Not so sure it's a joke after looking at these guys.

Everyone else--

I recommend sublimedirectory.com for individual descriptions, and XNXXcom for being sorted by type. Or so I've heard.
 
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Smacktard said:
No. Anyway, what's more fun than this? And besides, my girlfriend is beside me laughing at these guys more than I am! Her question is why do 20something year olds need to place personal ads in Yahoo?

BTW, here's my next favorite one, another Gulfstreamer...

http://profiles.yahoo.com/iflyrightseat

Hobbies: Flying
[size=-1]Latest News:[/size] I just got my first real flying job as an FO on a Beech 1900. It only cost me $23,000 to get the job AND they pay me $8.00/hr!
 
That is the funniest sh$$t I've seen all day. Especially the dipsh$t sitting in the right seat of Tab Express. It's a shame these kids have not a clue!
 
Ok I've had enough, I'm going to give you guys anther 3 days to stop posting these profiles. LOL this is great what a bunch of tools. I tried this same crap in bars when I was in my 20's and it never worked.

Remember the 3 rules of dating
1. lie
2. lie some more
3. when you get done lie some more.
 
Using a pickup line like "I'm an airline pilot" usually doesen't work too well. However, if you make it known that you fly boxes in large jets, you can't fight the women off fast enough.
 
When me and my friends go out we have a standing rule, the first one to admit, brag about, or mention that we flew for a living had to buy everybody present a round.

Go to the mall in Vero Beach, guys actually walk around the mall in their Flight Safety uniforms and try to pick up women. Never mind that they have only one stripe on their shoulder... it's sad.

Paul
 
No. Anyway, what's more fun than this? And besides, my girlfriend is beside me laughing at these guys more than I am! Her question is why do 20something year olds need to place personal ads in Yahoo?

BTW, here's my next favorite one, another Gulfstreamer...

http://profiles.yahoo.com/iflyrightseat

Why--oh, why--do they post their pictures!?

Great entertainment, though.

AGTF
 
viper548 said:
Hobbies: Flying
[size=-1]Latest News:[/size] I just got my first real flying job as an FO on a Beech 1900. It only cost me $23,000 to get the job AND they pay me $8.00/hr!

He's a Tabber.

~wheelsup
 
Rhoid said:
Whatever happened to The Guat? He ranks right up there with this guy for being a dork.


I believe he wanders the Southwest Michigan countryside.
 
Rhoid said:
I've had an instant message conversation with this guy, he obviously works for Mesaba, but tried to tell me that he in fact work for Northwest flying a 757. When I raised the BS flag on him he quickly ended the conversation.

Hopefully some Mesaba pilots will recognize this tool and give him a ration of $hit for being a dork.

Actually thats an Express Airlines I Saab and he's wearing the old EXA uniform.
 
That yahoo profile things makes for hours of fun.... BTW, I suggest you put in Female only, with the airline pilot, and only those profiles with pictures... guess I've been missing out since I've been furloughed......
 
T-Gates said:
I can't help but wonder if she's part of UAL's 300-hour club....

linky

Not bad though....

that picture is amazing...

i am going to visit DCA next week. i already know i'm probably going to Mazzei instead, but I figure it'll be on Delta's dime, I get to leave work for 2 days, I get to leave OHIO for 2 days, i haven't flown in a few years, and i might get to play with a simulator at DCA (i know the reality is i prolly won't, but i can hope, right?), so i'll go. needless to say i'm excited to go visit, tho i know i'll never be a pay-for-training pilot. safe flying in '05, y'all.
 
That's gutsy....

T-Gates said:
I can't help but wonder if she's part of UAL's 300-hour club....

linky

Not bad though....

Why would a nice looking young "lady" like this, flying 737s for a living (or furloughed) need to post their stuff on the web, "4 girls" or not???

I'm calling BS on the job description. Anybody care to guess what her REAL job might be?

And...does anybody know what happend to the F/A at Pinnacle that posted her "escort service" a few weeks back? Did she get fired?
 
BE99chick said:
Why would a nice looking young "lady" like this, flying 737s for a living (or furloughed) need to post their stuff on the web, "4 girls" or not???

I'm calling BS on the job description. Anybody care to guess what her REAL job might be?

And...does anybody know what happend to the F/A at Pinnacle that posted her "escort service" a few weeks back? Did she get fired?

Maybe with her big pay cut she needs to make some extra $$$ on the side, plus she might find a sugar momma that can take care of her since she has no pension!
 
On second thought...I think some UAL FO ex-boyfriend spoofed her and posted this on the web to "get even".

When they were dating, she probably got drunk one night and e-mailed him naked pic of herself. Then when she threw his broke, down-graded, displaced a$$ to the wolves and started doing some fat 777 Captain two minutes from his next by-pass, boyfriend #1 did the proper thing and posted her a$$ all over the web AND said she's a carpet layer.

I mean even if I did have an a$$ like that (and I can a$$ure you I don't) I wouldn't post it trolling for dates. I'd get a call in about 60 seconds from some manager in Apple-town and they wouldn't be looking for a date.

Next question....how many times can I say a$$ in one post?
 
Ya know you don't see any freight dogs
pictures, wearing their cutoffs, teeshirts,
and ballcap leaning on the spinner of a
beat-to-hell oil coated POS munching
popcorn...at night. Wonder why, 'cause
God knows we've done our best work in
the dark!

hehehe
 
BS is right!!!

There is no way this girl is a 737 F/O. More like a Female escOrt... You probably click on her account and get 300 pop ups for golden showers...

Nice Pic though
 
This is the best post of the new year! I guess we're all the pilot's for whatever airline we want to be! I'm a Singapore pilot! Where's my Singapore girl?:D
 
belchfire said:
Ya know you don't see any freight dogs
pictures, wearing their cutoffs, teeshirts,
and ballcap leaning on the spinner of a
beat-to-hell oil coated POS munching
popcorn...at night. Wonder why, 'cause
God knows we've done our best work in
the dark!

hehehe
Maybe it's time you came over to the Feeders...get some sunshine on your wings for a change? :D

A feeder pilot shall not drink!
But if a feeder pilot should drink, he shall not get drunk.
But if he should get drunk, he shall not stumble.
But if he does stumble, he shall not fall down.
But if he falls down, he must get up.
If he cannot get up, he must hide all insignia so that others will assume he is mainline.
 
I'll bet you his Daddy is a DAL pilot. He will be at DAL before any of you guys get there.
 

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