You can't make this stuff up!!!! He's a pilot for Delta!!!!

[Jack Mahogoff]

Please take the time to click on this link and take a look at this guys Yahoo profile. And for those that will surely ask, no I'm not out looking for dates.

Does DCA really make their students believe that just because they go there that they are "real" Delta pilots? Is this guys deluded ego systemic at DCA.
If it is, then i'm afraid that there is not much hope for the future of the piloting profession.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------


http://profiles.yahoo.com/bgoddard311

This might actually be The Gaut.

If not, I would like to request from the adminstrator to put The Gaut's thread back up. I never laughed so hard in my life.

BRING BACK THE GAUT!

BRING BACK THE GAUT!

BRING BACK THE GAUT!

 

[Rhoid]

Actually it's The Guat, and I agree, please bring him back!!!!

 

[sleepy]

On second thought...I think some UAL FO ex-boyfriend spoofed her and posted this on the web to "get even".

When they were dating, she probably got drunk one night and e-mailed him naked pic of herself. Then when she threw his broke, down-graded, displaced a$$ to the wolves and started doing some fat 777 Captain two minutes from his next by-pass, boyfriend #1 did the proper thing and posted her a$$ all over the web AND said she's a carpet layer.

I mean even if I did have an a$$ like that (and I can a$$ure you I don't) I wouldn't post it trolling for dates. I'd get a call in about 60 seconds from some manager in Apple-town and they wouldn't be looking for a date.

Next question....how many times can I say a$$ in one post?

LOL, you have the whole thing figured out!

 

[Nova]

http://profiles.yahoo.com/mandywantstolearnmore

Did the uniform change at Commutair?


This girl is at least making a political statement with her profile.

http://profiles.yahoo.com/low4iamwithyoualways

Who would have thought that this thread could turn into a Mesa bash-fest?

 

[gordon24]

Don't say I didn't warn you:


http://profiles.yahoo.com/airbus_crew

 

[English]

Don't say I didn't warn you:


[url="http://profiles.yahoo.com/airbus_crew"]http://profiles.yahoo.com/airbus_crew[/url]

Please, give a gal some warning before posting something like that!

And you guys had a problem with a tasteful avatar of a man wearing underwear? GEEZ!

I think I need to wash my eyes out now.

 

[CRJ puppy]

Amazing what one can do with the cut and paste feature...


Too bad real life doesn't work that way!

Either way, I was impressed!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

This girl is at least making a political statement with her profile.

http://profiles.yahoo.com/low4iamwithyoualways

Nice knickname she has. Maybe we should introduce her to the guy in Gordon's post.

 

[mmmdonut]

Nice knickname she has. Maybe we should introduce her to the guy in Gordon's post.

LOL....for the first time ever I actually sprayed my monitor when I read that... HAHAHAHAH Donglover?!?!?!?

 

[SkyBoy1981]

ROFL! Good stuff.

 

[upndsky]

Don't say I didn't warn you:


http://profiles.yahoo.com/airbus_crew

Man, it's got to be a b!tch wearing that five-point harness.

 

[gordon24]

Oh god I had too much fun with this.....

I guess spelling doesn't matter when getting a Private theese days...

linky
--------------

Hours of entertainment....

Notice how many times he assured us that he is not gay or bi? Hmmmmm....

 

[Weasil]

I emailed Mr. Goddard a link to this thread about him and here's his response.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------


http://profiles.yahoo.com/bgoddard311

________________________________________________________________

I apologize for the profile...I have made the necessary changes to it to make it 100% accurate now. I was a little over-eager when I wrote it and didn't mean to step on toes or cross the wrong lines. I will be writing a response on the flightinfo.com website to retract the profile and apologize publicly to those of you who have worked hard, like I'm trying, to build the necessary hours and build the knowledge base to get to the majors. Again, my apologies for anything I've done to offend.

[email protected]

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

This thread has quickly become very amusing and somewhat disturbing

By the way, The Guats sleeping....

Mr. I.

 

[Ailerongirl]

and finally, someone who is a member of the adult area, requires login. I don't even want to know what's involved with that...

http://profiles.yahoo.com/crjasa

[size=-1]Yahoo! ID:[/size] [size=-1]crjasa[/size] [size=-1]Real Name:[/size][size=-1]Scott[/size] [size=-1]Nickname:[/size][size=-1]SP[/size] [size=-1]Location:[/size] [size=-1]Dallas/Ft Worth, TX[/size][size=-1]Age:[/size] [size=-1]29[/size] [size=-1]Marital Status:[/size] [size=-1]Married[/size] [size=-1]Gender:[/size] [size=-1]Male[/size][size=-1]Occupation:[/size] [size=-1]Airline Pilot[/size]

More About Me[size=-1]Hobbies:[/size] What wont I do?
Links [size=-1]Create your own home page at GeoCities![/size] · Home Page: No home page specified
· Cool Link: No cool link specified

 

[FlyingDawg]

Forget the pilots. How about the FA's? I only posted the ones that start with 'A'. Maybe everyone could survey the field starting with 'B'.

I will never look at the crewmembers in the back the same again!


http://profiles.yahoo.com/a_cute_girl_463748

http://profiles.yahoo.com/a_cutie_annette

http://profiles.yahoo.com/air_angie

http://profiles.yahoo.com/airkatrina

http://profiles.yahoo.com/alana_blackwell

http://profiles.yahoo.com/alexah_l428

http://profiles.yahoo.com/ali_girl_24

http://profiles.yahoo.com/alison_armstrong2001

http://profiles.yahoo.com/allison_fux

http://profiles.yahoo.com/allucaneatmmm69

http://profiles.yahoo.com/allyson_grimes

http://profiles.yahoo.com/amber_qtie

http://profiles.yahoo.com/amy90919

http://profiles.yahoo.com/amy_20_les

http://profiles.yahoo.com/angiebby19nj

http://profiles.yahoo.com/anniemarie0185

http://profiles.yahoo.com/annsear

http://profiles.yahoo.com/anya_miriam

http://profiles.yahoo.com/april_cheeks

http://profiles.yahoo.com/arizona_easy_girl

http://profiles.yahoo.com/ashly_ash70

http://profiles.yahoo.com/athenaequest

http://profiles.yahoo.com/azianvixon

 

[Stifler's Mom]

ali_girl_24 Latest News: Don't PM me unless you know me. It's annoying. I have a man, and I'm not really intersted in hearing about how you can shove your penis in your @ss.

OK...which one of you guys PM'd her????????????

 

[BE99chick]

OK, I've never seen any of these girls at my airline.

Is someone making a joke?

Did KingArthur forget to logoff again???

 

[HowlinMadMurdoc]

Can anyone say "hookers?"

I'm working at the wrong d@mn airline!

 

[pilotkppsg]

Man, those girls r so nasty, that they'd stick to the floor if they did the splits (j/k). My girl said there's some pretty big douches on hotornot.com too who try to play up the pilot thing (i.e. pictures sporting the shoulder boards, airplanes in the background, etcc....)



P.S. just had to say I like Ailerongirl's avatar. I fly with two Florida fans and Big Orange's 2 point win over the gators really put their panties in a wad...V-O-L-S

 

[414Flyer]

Those are mainly just fake profiles to steer people to pay for porn sites

 

[English]

Try www.love-is-in-the-air.com as well. I found pictures and a profile of my favorite flightinfo poster there. Any guesses as to who it was?

 

[HowlinMadMurdoc]

Try www.love-is-in-the-air.com as well. I found pictures and a profile of my favorite flightinfo poster there. Any guesses as to who it was?

350Driver???

 

[English]

That was too easy!

 

[crashpad]

Is it just a coincidence the cartoon pilot is 'Liesure Suit Larry'?
Fact: The number 6 best job to meet women is 'Airline Pilot'.
My wife of 7 years was one of my passengers.