Wwjd?

[starvingcfi]

d@mn dash. always with the nitpicking.

 

[Timebuilder]

"Right turn, Clyde."

 

[Dash8]

d@mn dash. always with the nitpicking.

just figured i'd step in before Dr Zaius laid the simian smack down on someone lol

btw along the nitpicking vain, it's 'bryant' gumble with a t , i would think you would remember that after poor chris had to suffer through that case of Homo-syphilis-itis-osis to get beach justice back on the air

 

[Dash8]

Hmmmm... why do I feel like getting sh!t-faced all of a sudden? A-ha! A grain alcohol cocktail!

SK

that sounds like something that harvey's boss phil over at the lawfirm would say 'ha! obscure references!'

 

[skyking1976]

that sounds like something that harvey's boss phil over at the lawfirm would say 'ha! obscure references!'

While we're on the A/S subject, did you see Sealab 2021 last week? LOL!!! Even they make fun of Jesus freaks!

 

[Clyde]

Any Which Way but Loose" and/or "Every Which Way but Loose"...can't remember which one came first.

"Every Which Way but Loose" came first. Great movie. That's where I got the idea for my screen name and Avatar. Just monkeying around. Or would that be apeing around. Ah, who cares.

 

[Snakum]

Which of your beliefs would you be willing to die for? I seriously doubt any of you have the courage to die instead of renounce a belief in something.

Something I believe in enough to die for?

The belief that America is the greatest country in world, despite the fact that pushy, ill-informed, right-wing whackos like you live here. I walked a fence in Eastern Europe during the Cold War and dodged bullets in Central America to back up that belief. I put my money where my mouth is, and so have others here, on both sides of the political and spiritual fences.

What have you done? As far as I can see, you, and a few others like you here (Christians, Atheists, Dems, and Repubs among them) haven't done much at all, except take potshots at the target du jour. Wonder what I'm referring to? Take another look at your post on the thread discussing 'liberal judges' letting criminals go. That's just one post of many in which your pet whacko theories lead me to believe you're a nut case.

But as I've said before ... I, and others here like me, have paid for your right to armchair quarterback everyone from the Pope to the President, without fear of recrimination from men with badges and guns. So have at it.

I disagree with TimeBuilder often, but I respect him. I disagree vehemently with Bart, but I respect him, too. But you? You're just a putz.

Minh

 

[Timebuilder]

Actually, there is a lot of real, hard evidence regarding liberal judges "letting criminals go." That isn't a "wacko therory" or a "target du jour."

We have gone to great pains, more than any other country, to ensure the "rights" (quotes used because they are rights that courts have decided to confer, rather than those conferred by our constitution) of criminal defendants rather than ensuring the rights of victims of criminals. Just recently, there is a news story of a convicted rapist being freed because an officer may not have correctly pronounced a miranda warning, no doubt given in a language that is not the native language of the arresting officer. Somehow, a judge thought this mispronouncing was sufficient grounds to release this criminal, with a previous record of violence.

Miranda was a wacko decision from day one.

 

[TurboS7]

This post is sick and makes a mockery of the sacrid and sacrifical obiediance of Christ willingly seperating himself from the Father paying that ultimate price on the cross.
In light of that God does have a sense of humor. I was reminded last night at church of a passage in Ezekial. God tells his prophet Ezekial to put his underwear under a rock for x amount of days. Then he told Ezekial to wear the stinking dirty rotting underwear. He told Exekial that the smell was the smell that he smelled observing Israel reject him and and go their own way.
I kind of have the feeling that God is smelling the same smell from the person that posted this thread and thought it was funny.

 

[Timebuilder]

I wonder if I should tell them about the baking of some bread with an interesting, if repulsive, ingredient. It is also mentioned in Ezekiel, and no doubt gave rise to a popular expression.



You know which passage I'm taking about, Turbo?

 

[TurboS7]

It was originally suppose to be human poop( I will use that word for our uneducated friends) but after Ezekial had a please no session with God he said, O.K., use cow poop then.

 

[AnimalMother]

They talk about underwear in the bible?

 

[starvingcfi]

and god said 'let there be thongs.' and behold, the thong falleth from the sky

 

[Typhoon1244]

My grandmother died from a tragic illness. Would you consider it bad taste to joke about her - right in front of me? even you would probably have more class than this. Why should Jesus be any different.

Just playing "Devil's Advocate," if you will...

Your grandmother probably wasn't a widely-known public figure. Look at the entire Kennedy family: they've suffered horrible tragedies, some of their own making, some not. That hasn't stopped people from making the most degrading comments about them very loudly and publically.

Now it's possible that the next time someone on this forum cracks some joke about John F. Kennedy, you may rush to the family's defense and declare that such jokes aren't funny, thus dashing any suspicions that you're a hypocrite...

...but I doubt it.

(By the way, my great-grandmother, the epitome of a God-fearing devout southern Baptist, also died an agonizing and humiliating death. More evidence that "God" either isn't listening or doesn't care...or doesn't exist.)

 

[starvingcfi]

bravo

 

[Timebuilder]

(By the way, my great-grandmother, the epitome of a God-fearing devout southern Baptist, also died an agonizing and humiliating death. More evidence that "God" either isn't listening or doesn't care...or doesn't exist.)

Actually, my friend, that is no such evidence.

God told us that there would be suffering from day one when we disobeyed Him. We bought it, and we are living it. Every day. Even though we brought this on ourselves, He still cared enough to sacrifice His only begotten Son, as the ultimate sacrifice, more powerful than any ram or bull broiled by the Levites. (short bar be que reference)

I'll bet your great grandmother understood the reward that awaited her following her shuffling off of this mortal coil, and will tell you that her faith in God helped bring her comfort in her time of need. Since God experiences time without a past, present, or future, but instead as a continuous "moment," He is suffering along with us, saddened by our lack of obedience and faith.

Not surprisingly, today the devil has many "advocates." They will be swept away.

 

[Typhoon1244]

God told us that there would be suffering from day one when we disobeyed Him.

That's right, I forgot: we all have to suffer because a certain mythological woman ate the wrong apple.

Thanks for reminding me.

 

[Timebuilder]

No problem, bro.

Hope all is well in your new home.

 

[Otto Coarsen]

The original post was great... IMO, there should be more christ humor... It made me laugh out loud.. In fact I sent it to some friends and they laughed out loud....


I must say I was truly amazed by some of the reactions afterward.. Holy Mackarel... touchy touchy... StarvingCFI, I'm with you man... I wish I was sitting reserve when you had to do battle all by yourself on page 2. Unfourtunately I was sinning away the evening as well.... 3 times actually... Man, she was good...

Funniest thing about the whole situation though is: I usually don't laugh at stuff unless there's tons of meaningless profanity, sexual conotations, degradation of women, homosexuals, unborn babies, jews, blacks, whites, philipinos, or michael jackson. This jesus thing was really rather benign; yet made me laugh... Go figure...

I Want Jack Daniels

 

[Dash8]

While we're on the A/S subject, did you see Sealab 2021 last week? LOL!!! Even they make fun of Jesus freaks!

you've forgotten the meaning of the feast of alvis, whiskey drinkin, and revenge!