Why do women want pilots?

[TDTURBO]

Ten simple rules to hook up as a pilot.

1) Chisled face, good hair line with distinguished grey along ears and miminal facial blemishes.
2) Tall
3) Big Wallett
4) NO KIDS
5) No Wives
6) Condo with a dog that doesn't shed
7) Full Slab
8) Good Cook
9) plenty of time off for intercontinental vacation flights with your honey!
10) Life is good


Any questions?

 

[TDTURBO]

Ten simple rules to hook up as a pilot.

1) Chisled face, good hair line with distinguished grey alone ears and miminal facial blemishes.
2) Tall
3) Big Wallett and owning your own plane
4) NO KIDS
5) No Wives
6) Condo with a dog that doesn't shed
7) Full Slab
8) Good Cook
9) plenty of time off for intercontinental vacation flights with your honey!
10) Life is good


Any questions?

 

[starvingcfi]

you sound like you speak from experience.

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

I was at Moody AFB (GA) as a ROTC cadet on a field trip. We were meeting pilots and other active duty people to get an idea of what active duty would be like.

I saw a big, weightlifter-type pilot walking down the hall. I asked him what he flew-F-15s.
I asked him where he went to school. He held his fist up close to my face so I could see his USAFA (AF Academy) ring, and didn't speak.
Then, I asked him what he thought of the F-16. He said, "I've seen them in my gunsights a lot."
Well, by now we'd come to the conclusion that the guy was an a**hole, and we weren't sure if he was making at least 1/2 of this stuff up.
We knew that active duty guys did a lot of stuff besides fly (when I was in, I actually flew very little, and mostly sat around and wasted taxpayer money), so I asked him what he did when he wasn't flying. He said, "I drive fast cars and f**k beautiful women."

Later that night, as we were driving around the base, we saw him walk out of the Officer's Club (the bar for officers) with a GORGEOUS blonde on his arm. He escorted her out to his Corvette and blasted out of the parking lot. Hmmm.....

Cliff
GRB

PS-He was the only pilot asshole I met during my 6.5 years in the military (except for one DO I had-but it wasn't because of anything related to being a pilot-he was just a control freak). A lot of the fighter pilots are sort-of cocky, but I didn't meet any that rose to the a**hole level.

PPS-When I first met my wife, she asked me what I did. When I told her I was in the military and I was a pilot, she almost refused to go out with me because of that fact alone.

 

[HA25]

I definitely get more attention "in" than "out" of uniform... especially at airports.

makes me wish I was single sometimes.

 

[Typhoon1244]

When I was but a SP4 trying to get into Army flight training, I was told by one of our Blackhawk pilots, a CW2, that you had to have four thing to be a pilot:

(1) Big watch
(2) Fast car
(3) Fat wallet
(4) Small d!ck

(I thought this over and said, "well, I got three of those...")

 

[VFR on Top]

If what happened on The Bachelorette is any indication, chicks don't want pilots!

 

[HA25]

If what happened on The Bachelorette is any indication, chicks don't want pilots!

she's a wack.... she dissed the pro-football player, what kinda woman is that?

 

[ScRaMJeT]

I've seen plenty of pilots in bars.

In the first part of this post some guys and gals were saying they've never seen pilots in bars.

I've seen alot of military pilots and airline pilots go into bars. When a good fight or ball game is on TV, and i'm flying i'll routinely go in and watch the analysis of the fight or the ball game. While in uniform!!!

After work i've many times went to a bar with a few of the fellas and took of the shirt tie and lats and had a brewski or two.

One of our pilots had the balls though, to go to strip clubs in his pilot uniform. He'd take off the hat and coat and leave it in his car, and go in acting like a bad arse. He said that he did notice a difference between the way the girls approached him when he was in uniform and when he wasn't in uniform. For those of you pilots who are having trouble with the female species then maybe this is an idea for you.

Me on the other I just have a good mack, its not about how you look, or how much money you make, (that all plays a role with ho's) but the bottom line is your ability to talk to women, and understand what is going on in their demented minds.

Let them ask you what you do, and if they ask then tell them your a pilot but don't tell them where you work. If they ask why not, then tell them I want a women that likes me for me, not for how much money I make, what is in my wallet, or what type of heavy metal i'm flying. Then take them to a movie and out for a few drinks and buy everything and she's yours. Within three dates you'll be taking care of business. If not within three dates let her go because she is to marriage minded. If you are of the marriage type you've found your women.

Be smooth with it. Some pilots thats all they talk about when talking with girls is oh i'm a pilot. That bores girls, because they think you are stuck up. Keep them guessing tell them your off to bangcock or JFK thats all they need to know.

P.S. All I have is number 4.

 

[HA25]

Re: I've seen plenty of pilots in bars.

Me on the other I just have a good mack, its not about how you look, or how much money you make, (that all plays a role with ho's) but the bottom line is your ability to talk to women, and understand what is going on in their demented minds.

Let them ask you what you do, and if they ask then tell them your a pilot but don't tell them where you work. If they ask why not, then tell them I want a women that likes me for me, not for how much money I make, what is in my wallet, or what type of heavy metal i'm flying. Then take them to a movie and out for a few drinks and buy everything and she's yours. Within three dates you'll be taking care of business. If not within three dates let her go because she is to marriage minded. If you are of the marriage type you've found your women.

Be smooth with it. Some pilots thats all they talk about when talking with girls is oh i'm a pilot. That bores girls, because they think you are stuck up. Keep them guessing tell them your off to bangcock or JFK thats all they need to know.

P.S. All I have is number 4.

I have a good friend who is a very young as well s pretty senior Captain at AA (767 MIA), who rolls in the $$, drives a S500 Mercedes and has a big house with a small yacht infront of his waterfront house that he built with his contracting company that he runs on the side, and he can't keep the women away...

If it isn't his friends wifes setting him up with them, then it's the F/A's line up to date him, etc...

The man makes me wish I was single and a senior captain at American..... but it's too late for both of those... I'm married and I'm 33 and waiting a recall of 900 some pilots infront of me!

Actually, I love my wife and happy to be married...

 

[SDF2BUF2MCO]

This is a little off the subject but during my college days I had a few occasions where I had the chance to hang out with some professional baseball players. It was (almost) embarrassing to see some of these women fall all over themselves to be around a jock. I loved it when they asked what position I played but never asked who I played for. Or if they asked I would tell them I was just a college player and that was the end of that!
So while these guys obviously didn't wear their uniforms in an adult beverage establishment, the people in the place (usually the help) knew who they were and word got around quick.
Think some women just love the thought about being around a guy who has (alleged) money, is popular, and has a "cool" job. While they may have been hot babes that's about where it ended. Know the women say the same thing about the guys.

 

[starvingcfi]

hehe. now that's what the ladies are looking for. way to go chicaga.

 

[saabtrash]

I'll tell you why most women DON'T want pilots....because they walk into places wearing their uniform EXPECTING people to flock to them and think that they are cool. That is lame.

 

[flyboy]

When I went to ATA I saw the dumbest thing I've seen in aviation thus far. One student that I'd seen regularly at school who had zero stripes pulled a cool one. My wife and I were flying out of MCO to visit family and I spotted this coolio in the terminal with his full ATA uniform on and sporting 4 stripes! This idiot actually went out and bought 4 stipes to go hang out in the terminal. I laughed everytime I saw that guy after that.

 

[MarriedToIt]

Listen up ... here's how it is .... there are two groups of women out there. What I like to call "pilot groupies" and then there's the rest of us.

I can tell pilot groupies right off. As soon as they ask my husband what he does for a living, I become invisible. They get all wide-eyed and goofy and never get around to asking what I do.

My husband and I met while we were both students at Riddle. I knew what I was getting myself into before we were married.

Before I met my husband, one of the least successful pick-up lines at B-52's was, "Hi, I'm an Embry-Riddle flight instructor and this is my friend ... he's almost an Embry-Riddle flight instructor." Oh yes! Take me! Take me mighty flight instructor! I know it was crude, but we would laugh and keep walking. "Hi, my name is _______" would have worked better. 75% of the guys in the room were probably flight instructors. Big frickin' deal.

All this is irrelevent if you have a god complex. In that case ... go for the pilot groupie for maximum ego inflation.

 

[aviatrix]

When I was but a SP4 trying to get into Army flight training, I was told by one of our Blackhawk pilots, a CW2, that you had to have four thing to be a pilot:

(1) Big watch
(2) Fast car
(3) Fat wallet
(4) Small d!ck

(I thought this over and said, "well, I got three of those...")

Hahahahah.................this thread is an absolute riot! Please tell me you guys dont sit around contemplating this stuff, do you?!?!?! Typhoon is right on, although #4 seems to reign supreme! Compensating for something possibly?!?!!?
('Cept the helo guys!)

Keep posting...........I need to laugh a little more today!

 

[HA25]

When I went to ATA I saw the dumbest thing I've seen in aviation thus far. One student that I'd seen regularly at school who had zero stripes pulled a cool one. My wife and I were flying out of MCO to visit family and I spotted this coolio in the terminal with his full ATA uniform on and sporting 4 stripes! This idiot actually went out and bought 4 stipes to go hang out in the terminal. I laughed everytime I saw that guy after that.

I'll tell you what was embarrasing..

I used to flight instruct at a place (that shall remain unnamed) and they used to make the CFI's wear Captains uniforms, wings etc... and the students anywhere from 1 to 3 stripes...

well, needless to say, this CFI used to avoid the big name airport FBO's like the plague as I couldn't see stepping out of a C-152 (heavy), and walking over to Signature next to the G4 and Citation captains and asking for my 15/side without prist!

 

[TDTURBO]

I'm a little slow on the uptake here, WTF is, "15/side without prist"?

After further reflection, my guess is 15 gal of gas without the de-ice additive?

That's funny!

 

[Strikefinder]

A buddy started my on the practice a few years back of not even telling people when I meet them what I do for a living. I typically just say that I'm a heavy equipment operator. It's not technically untrue, and if you think I drive a bulldozer for a living and still want to talk to me, then I guess you must be all right. Certainly reduces the number of dumb questions...

 

[spitfire1940]

MANTIES

I just checked out FlyChicaga's manties site. Just about fell out of my chair laughing.

wonder what the wife would say if I showed up in a pair of those things.

guys, if chicks is interested in aviation, i think they'll be interested in pilots, as long as you're not a major jerk. If they don't care about aviation, you're probably out of luck.