Why can't we call 'em stewardesses anymore?

[epic!]

haha this thread is amazing

 

[xjgearbtch]

my personal favorite.... sky mattress

 

[aussiefly]

I've always been partial to them being called "Cat Ranchers". For when the older ones start whipping out pics of bobby and mittens their kittys

 

[AerroMatt]

Air France FA calls "Retreat!"

Really a quick thinking Air France FA decided to call for a retreat rather than an evacuation......one way to get a plane load of drunken frogs to run fast...

NOW THAT'S FRIGGIN' FUNNY!!! LMFAO!!!

 

[capt. megadeth]

I think the new term came to being once the FAA made them required crewmembers. Now they have to do more than serve drinks. They have FAA liabilities like you and I do. And I think if you had to work back there with the public (BLAH!) as much as they do, Mr. 1000 hours, you'd appreciate a little respect too.

I don't see how the term stewardess is disrespectful. It's not like you call them "coffee biatch". Regardless of what the title is, the job is still the same.




Disclaimer: Contrary to some people's beliefs, I do not dislike flight attendants, stewardesses, etc. If you take and do your job seriously, I will respect you....if you are a gold digging hussy just looking for a pilot to take care of you and I can't count on you in an emergency, then I don't respect you.

 

[capt. megadeth]

I believe they were referred to as "overpaid vending machines" by a NWA VP not too long ago.

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Hmmmm, I wonder what we should call the VP?

Golden parachute worse than a scab screw everyone else self enricher sounds good to me

 

[PlanetK]

well damn, here i was hoping to be original....sky mattress is a variation on air mattress, which is my favorite. at least when i was still single.

the whole stewardess,steward thing reminds me of a very old lady flying on my plane years ago, who tried to get my attention by yelling out 'boy stewardess! oh boy stewardess!'. of course i wanted to turn around and say - 'yes, old lady passenger, how may i help you?' but my proper upbringing prevented that. that and pay day.

PlanetK

 

[Guitar rocker]

my personal favorite.... sky mattress

Thats funny. How long was it that we were all saying COCKpit? Who woulda thought we were gonna have to take "cock" out of that or change it to say flightdeck? All in the name of political correctness.

 

[chriskcmo]

Start slinging hash you old Galley Wenches!

 

[Fugawe]

I've always been partial to them being called "Cat Ranchers". For when the older ones start whipping out pics of bobby and mittens their kittys

Now that's some funny and true crap!

Stupid thread, but what the heck....my 2 cents.........

FA job has evolved into a necessary evil. Very expensive since they've made a flying waitress job now a 'career' position at airlines -- it was never intended to be such. Airlines keep them around until they die. Huge medical ins expenses (large number of gays really drive this up), pensions, above average pay for what they actually do.

Yeah, they're trained for emergencies, but really they're waiters and waitresses with bad attitudes. Qualifications for the job are a heartbeat and ability to fake a smile.

Most I see could care less about the job and success of the airline, and view the flight they're supposed to work as an annoyance as they fly from layover to layover.

Jets can get from pt A to pt B just fine w/o FAs. The FAA has mandated we have them, and pax now expect the piss poor service FAs give. A necessary evil.

Fugawe

 

[AerroMatt]

Thats funny. How long was it that we were all saying COCKpit? Who woulda thought we were gonna have to take "cock" out of that or change it to say flightdeck? All in the name of political correctness.

When you have an all-female flight crew, you may no longer refer to the Flight Deck as the Cockpit. You may, however, refer to it as "The Box Office". :nuts:

 

[Guitar rocker]

When you have an all-female flight crew, you may no longer refer to the Flight Deck as the Cockpit. You may, however, refer to it as "The Box Office". :nuts:

Or bush gardens.

 

[John Pennekamp]

Y'all need help. This is almost as bad as the pregnant pilots thread. Do y'all have nothing better to do than sit around and bash people all day?

I'm here to tell you that their job is a LOT harder than ours. If you think you could do that job for one day without getting fired, then step up to the challenge.

Try being nice to jerk million milers at 5:30 am after they scream at you that the flight is late, the coffee sucks, their connection is all screwed up, and NO THEY WILL NOT put their bag up.
Think a 5 legger is bad, try doing it on your feet all day.
Try enjoying your job when your supervisor (who's 15 years younger and 10 years junior to you) treats you like a stupid 18 year old that can't be trusted to run a lemonade stand, yet you've reached your middle years, raised a family and lived more of life than any of them.
Try being told that you're replaceable and that if they find one bad page in your manual, you're fired.
Not to mention being looked down on by hot shot 25 year old pilots all day.

Yes, I think y'all need to grow up and not bash someone for the job they chose until you've walked in their shoes... which is also something none of y'all could do all day.

 

[capt. megadeth]

I'm here to tell you that their job is a LOT harder than ours. If you think you could do that job for one day without getting fired, then step up to the challenge.

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Dude....I would be fired in 2 seconds.

 

[capt. megadeth]

Huge medical ins expenses (large number of gays really drive this up),



Fugawe

Give me a break homophobe! Yeah....all the gay guys drive medical expenses up. That's ridiculous! Try all the ridiculous lawsuits with ungodly high amounts of money paid out for bull$hit drive insurance expenses up.

 

[accinelli]

Now that's some funny and true crap!

Stupid thread, but what the heck....my 2 cents.........

FA job has evolved into a necessary evil. Very expensive since they've made a flying waitress job now a 'career' position at airlines -- it was never intended to be such. Airlines keep them around until they die. Huge medical ins expenses (large number of gays really drive this up), pensions, above average pay for what they actually do.

Yeah, they're trained for emergencies, but really they're waiters and waitresses with bad attitudes. Qualifications for the job are a heartbeat and ability to fake a smile.

Most I see could care less about the job and success of the airline, and view the flight they're supposed to work as an annoyance as they fly from layover to layover.

Jets can get from pt A to pt B just fine w/o FAs. The FAA has mandated we have them, and pax now expect the piss poor service FAs give. A necessary evil.

Fugawe

-Amen

 

[accinelli]

Hmmmm, I wonder what we should call the VP?

Golden parachute worse than a scab screw everyone else self enricher sounds good to me

Call him smart and intelligent. Realist would also suffice.

 

[MissKittyKat]

Damn! Fuuny Thread! Hey, in reality we need the pilots on the 747 or 777 overseas as much as the back end crew, also know as Stewards, also know as Stewedass( sp) also known as Cabin Crew and also known as flight attendants. We work the same hours as the pilots,

We endure the same long haul flights, we chose aviation because we love to travel to places and get paid for it. The pilots have a disadvantage, on a long haul flight like Ord to Nagoya Japan, they must sit! We get to walk!

Either way we all have a job to do, if you don't love it them time for a change!

We do it, because we love it! ( hopefully)

 

[CHQFA00]

I do this job for all of the hot pilots...LOL


Maybe we need to start a poll on where the hottest pilots are? Because I'm not seeing any lately....

 

[FlyUnited]

The hottest pilot?!? oh, simple.....he's in my bed! LOL That's why you haven't been seeing him around.