Who's got some Turban time?

[Fokkerflyer]

http://www.aviationemploymentboard.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1451#1451Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:03 am Post subject: Professional Pilot; Local Real Estate investment company needs pilot. Will be flying out of the Allentown area. Most flights in a radius of 300-500 miles. Over night stays will be at a minimum.

Compensation will be in relation to actual time & type.


Requirements:

Total Time 2000 hours, Turban 500 hrs,Time & Type 50 hrs, Must attend flight safety for 7 days. CFI & CFII certificates.

Mail or fax resume to 610-841-4183

Principal Investments LLC
Attn: Don Frederick
3500 Winchester Rd
Allentown, PA 18104

 

[flyer172r]

Ok, they list time in type as a requirement, but do they list the type anywhere?

 

[Fokkerflyer]

I was just referring to the "turban" experience

 

[BD King]

Is Turban time something like Tulsa time?

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[Fokkerflyer]

I thought it was flight experience in the middle east

 

[Dangerkitty]

I thought it was flight experience in the middle east

Actually I think they require you to wear a turban while you fly. So you don't draw much attention to yourself.

 

[BD King]

Actually I think they require you to wear a turban while you fly. So you don't draw much attention to yourself.

How do you wear a big "ole" set of David Clarks with a turban? Got a visual?

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[bafanguy]

I don't know if I have any turban time or not. Does occasionally wearing your jockey shorts on your head count as turban time ?

 

[750driver]

Fokker,


I don't wear my "Turban" in the cockpit anymore. It seems politically incorrect considering the times ...

All kidding aside, I saw the ad this morning and thought, "here's another ad written by someone that knows nothing about our industry." It was worth a few laughs though.

 

[coolyokeluke]

I don't know if I have any turban time or not. Does occasionally wearing your jockey shorts on your head count as turban time ?

I think you'd have to log that as "simulated turban" time.

 

[XTW]

Ok, they list time in type as a requirement, but do they list the type anywhere?

I hope it's not for a 2 hump camel, I only have time "in" a 1 humper!


X

 

[leardawg]

My name is Babu Pratwanisan, and I wear a turban all the time, even during sex! Being that I am 35 years of age, I estimate that I have over 300, 000 hours of turban time. (I must admit I do take it off when I shower, however.) How may I be of assistance?

 

[CitationXDriver]

Turbantime? Thats easy, Home Depot has all you want, and its not too expensive. In the paint department.

 

[English]

I log turban time everytime I wrap my hair up after getting out of the shower.


So my hubby says.

 

[AA717driver]

Does laying over in Bombay and New Dehli count for turban time? If so, I've got about 7 days total...TC

 

[semperfido]

Does laying over in Bombay and New Dehli count for turban time? If so, I've got about 7 days total...TC

you can trade in your Turban for a new set of Chopsticks

 

[Lead Sled]

you can trade in your Turban for a new set of Chopsticks

Even better, look at the potiential career opportunities as a cab driver or a convienience store clerk. It's a great backup for the inevitable airline furloughs.

'Sled

 

[Buckeye]

I think I got some here in my pockets somewhere.......nope just some change and old bubble gum wrappers.

 

[414Flyer]

Wonder what would happen if i emailed him and asked him if it counts for turban time, my flying in India for 5 months, and bringing a cheyenne back thru the middle east.

 

[leardawg]

You are all very very very bad men! Babu is most upset! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!!! May your favorite aunt develop a huge crust on her left thigh!!! May you all be cursed with the breath of a thousand dead dragons!!! May you wake up to a nude Kathy Bates sitting on your face!!! May your scrotum (CUT OFF BY ADMINISTRATOR)