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Fokkerflyer

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http://www.aviationemploymentboard.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1451#1451Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:03 am Post subject: Professional Pilot; Local Real Estate investment company needs pilot. Will be flying out of the Allentown area. Most flights in a radius of 300-500 miles. Over night stays will be at a minimum.

Compensation will be in relation to actual time & type.


Requirements:

Total Time 2000 hours, Turban 500 hrs,Time & Type 50 hrs, Must attend flight safety for 7 days. CFI & CFII certificates.

Mail or fax resume to 610-841-4183

Principal Investments LLC
Attn: Don Frederick
3500 Winchester Rd
Allentown, PA 18104
 
Ok, they list time in type as a requirement, but do they list the type anywhere?
 
Fokkerflyer said:
I thought it was flight experience in the middle east

Actually I think they require you to wear a turban while you fly. So you don't draw much attention to yourself.
 
I don't know if I have any turban time or not. Does occasionally wearing your jockey shorts on your head count as turban time ?
 
Fokker,


I don't wear my "Turban" in the cockpit anymore. It seems politically incorrect considering the times ...

All kidding aside, I saw the ad this morning and thought, "here's another ad written by someone that knows nothing about our industry." It was worth a few laughs though.
 
bafanguy said:
I don't know if I have any turban time or not. Does occasionally wearing your jockey shorts on your head count as turban time ?

I think you'd have to log that as "simulated turban" time.
 
flyer172r said:
Ok, they list time in type as a requirement, but do they list the type anywhere?



I hope it's not for a 2 hump camel, I only have time "in" a 1 humper!


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My name is Babu Pratwanisan, and I wear a turban all the time, even during sex! Being that I am 35 years of age, I estimate that I have over 300, 000 hours of turban time. (I must admit I do take it off when I shower, however.) How may I be of assistance?
 
Turbantime? Thats easy, Home Depot has all you want, and its not too expensive. In the paint department.
 
I log turban time everytime I wrap my hair up after getting out of the shower.


So my hubby says.
 
Does laying over in Bombay and New Dehli count for turban time? If so, I've got about 7 days total...TC
 
semperfido said:
you can trade in your Turban for a new set of Chopsticks:D
Even better, look at the potiential career opportunities as a cab driver or a convienience store clerk. It's a great backup for the inevitable airline furloughs.

'Sled
 
I think I got some here in my pockets somewhere.......nope just some change and old bubble gum wrappers.
 
Wonder what would happen if i emailed him and asked him if it counts for turban time, my flying in India for 5 months, and bringing a cheyenne back thru the middle east.
 
You are all very very very bad men! Babu is most upset! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!!! May your favorite aunt develop a huge crust on her left thigh!!! May you all be cursed with the breath of a thousand dead dragons!!! May you wake up to a nude Kathy Bates sitting on your face!!! May your scrotum (CUT OFF BY ADMINISTRATOR)
 
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