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Who's Got Some "Stuck Mic" Stories ??

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A Buddy of mine and his wife were flying around, he was instructing her in the fine art of landing a tailwheel airplane. We got the full narration, including the very angry argument that took place on downwind where they called each other every name in the book and invented a few new ones. We even found out how he was in bed...but that was an image I didn't need.
They didn't speak to each other for a couple of days after that.
 
minitour said:

Halt! Rechtschreibungpolizei! Ihre papiere bitte.

Ihre papiere sind nicht in ordnung....kommen sie bitte mit uns!
 
Accidental PA story....

Captain comes on the PA at cruise altitude after turning the seatbelt sign off, blah, blah, blah.

After which he says to the co-pilot, "I'll I need now is a beer and a blow job."

The Flight Attendant in horror goes running throught the isle to the cockpit to tell the Captain he is on the PA and a passenger in first class says to her as she frantically passes by, "don't forget the beer!"
 
That's got to be one of the funniest stories yet, and I also got a good laugh out of Falcon2000's Gulfstream/Lineman story.

Actually they've all been great, keep em coming guys!
 
Geil ein Deutscher !!!!

EagleRJ said:
Halt! Rechtschreibungpolizei! Ihre papiere bitte.

Ihre papiere sind nicht in ordnung....kommen sie bitte mit uns!

Sehr komish, Ich lache mich halbtot !!!!
 
thats right, I don't molest the spectacular cat okay! NOW EVERYONE GET OFF MY CASE!!!:D

I was abused as a child...
 
Propsfullfwd said:
At the school I tought at we had a 172rg that was known for getting stuck mic's. So here I am on final and the student make the call and the mic sticks. So I'm yell at him to try to unstick the mic. He looks at me like a dumba$$ and I start to cuss at him dropping every word in the book until right before touchdown. When it unstucks. Right after that another instructor in the FBO comes on and and tell's me that I had a stuck mic. Well no $h!t. I walk in to the FBO and there is about six people waiting for there jet to come in. It turns out to be a pastor and his family. They were standing right next to the speaker while I'm dropping bombs thru. my students boom mic. That was the first and last time I cussed with a stuck mic.

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Whats a preacher doing on a private jet! He should be giving the money to the poor, maybe you were a sign from God saying give the poor people money!
 
Heard a student with a stuck mike on the ground before his second or third solo - if you thought there wouldn't be much chatter with only one person in the airplane you'd be wrong. He ran through all the checklists very nicely while the whole flying club listened in - we particularly liked his comments of "Looks good" and "Let's try that again". Then just before he switched to tower and the mike unstuck, he said in his best pep talk voice "Let's do this!" We really hooted. At least his instructor knew that he followed the checklists correctly....
 
Flying freight every morning along with some of my buddies going to nearby destinations, we talk on fingers all the time (123.45). Of course we screw up and answer center on fingers, but today was the best. One of them yells out "HEEELLEEEWWWWWW" several times on Houston center. Once he hears me respond on fingers and ask what he's up to, he says (still on center) "Reviewing my d*mn paperwork". He finally figured it out after that, but it was hilarious hearing "HEELLLLEEEWWWW!!!!" over center a few times.
 
Oops

A friend and I decided to accompany each other on PA-28R200 time building flights (a no-no per our 141 school at the time but FAA legal) so we could film the whole thing. We plugged the camera into the intercom system to include audio portion of the flight---i made announcements like an airliner and everything for the full effect.

We flew from Macon, GA to Milledgeville, GA and back. MLJ has a PA system on the ramp that broadcasts unicom on the ramp. My friend and I, being Yankees, were making fun of the people at the FBO as we taxiied by (we won the war, where is you confederate flag you hillbilly, are your mother and father brother and sister by chance, etc.) We saw this one guy waving at us to park, but we didn't as we had to get back to MAC. We took off, still making fun of our innocent victims on the ramp, and flew back to MAC, arriving just on time.

Our instructor was waiting for us, and she walked to the plane and informed us that we had a stuck mike for the entire flight, a byproduct of hooking the camera up to record everything...OOPS. All our comments in MLJ were broadcast accross the ramp for all to hear, and the guy waving was gonna let us park and beat the crap out of us...he called the school, whose name was emblazoned accross the tail. We both got grounded pending a meeting with management, had to pay for the flight again solo, and write letters of appology to every FBO that used the frequencies we had clogged along the route.

I did get to keep the tape that we hid from management, so we could go have some beer and watch it to get some good laughs.....I am gonna go watch it again now.
 
Not a stuck mic story, but funny

If you are a diligent 121.5 listener, you are bound to have heard some poor airline FO tell the ramp control he was on the ground for gate XX. I've done it, it's a matter of not flipping the selector switch. The usual response is "you're on guard, buddy" or some other appropriate comment.

I heard a new twist on this the other day:

"Ramp, Delta 123 on the ground for Kilo 3."

Unknown person transmitting on guard: "Uh, Delta 123, gate occupied - tell ground you need to hold off the gate."

"Delta 123, roger."

A few seconds later... Another voice on 121.5: "Boy that guy is going to be mad when he figures this out."
 
I bet there are alot of preachers and pastors that have aircraft. one here in houston has a G2 and a falcon. i guess they look at it just like a company business person. time is money. or time to do God's work....

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