When can you call yourself a pilot?

[TDTURBO]

When you can't see your dong anymore 'cause your gut is in the way.

When it looks like you've slept in you clothes for three days.

When pax hand you their bags.

When you couldn't get laid at the Mustang Ranch with $500 in cash.

When people ask "What's that smell?"

When you admire the guys at Whataburger for their schedule and days off.

That's when you can call yourself a pilot.

Classic!

 

[Ill Mitch]

When you admire the guys at Whataburger for their schedule and days off.

That's when you can call yourself a pilot.

When I was doing the CFI thing way back when and when I was turning crosswind with a student for the bazillionth time that day, I looked down at the driving range below me and saw the guy driving the armored golf cart sucking up all the golf balls...and I envied him.

 

[HAZ-MAT]

When people ask I say I'm in the aluminum tubing buisness.

Do I know you? Thats my line! Got it from a few CalEx pilots on my internship many years ago. People look funny at you, but it stops the questions.

 

[Kream926]

I'm in the aluminum tubing buisness.

dont forgett to add high speed in front of that

 

[JAFI]

..., I looked down at the driving range below me and saw the guy driving the armored golf cart sucking up all the golf balls...and I envied him.

A true statement, If I have ever heard one. Mine was doing a bizillion holds a with a student in IMC and thinking about that ditch digging job I had that paid more.

I think THAT is when you are a CFI...

JAFI