I also play the guitar, and fortunately I'm so poor at it that people actually pay me not to play. If I actually tried to play publically, I'd have a front row audience of young women screaming at my heels...and holding their ears in pain as they scream at me to quit and go away.
I'm waiting for the hype on stronger cockpit doors to go away so I can start marketing my Bears in the Cockpit" program again. I've already got half a dozen fitted with epaulettes and bars, and I'm running out of things to feed them. I've had to dig into my mouse reserve, which leaves far less to paint with, ergo, nothing to earn money to feed the bears.
Boeing gets twenty five billion to lease 767's to the USAF (when the USAF didn't even want them) on a congretional mandate...bears are very cheap by comparison...not that there is any comparison, literal or implied, of course. All that money, and nothing of value to spend it on. It's just not fair.
I'm thinking that after each company gets done spending fifteen to twenty five grand to put a closet door in an airbus that will stop a drunk sailor swinging weighted samsonite and semtex, I'm going to market a door sized poster of Bin Ladin without his beard and a punk hair cut. It won't stop attackers, but it will give crews a fighting chance; the attackers will have to shield their eyes in shame and horror at the sight, and it just might buy some time. I figure eight or nine hundred bucks a poster is probably a heck of a bargain, considering the cost of the door. Any investors?
I'm waiting for the hype on stronger cockpit doors to go away so I can start marketing my Bears in the Cockpit" program again. I've already got half a dozen fitted with epaulettes and bars, and I'm running out of things to feed them. I've had to dig into my mouse reserve, which leaves far less to paint with, ergo, nothing to earn money to feed the bears.
Boeing gets twenty five billion to lease 767's to the USAF (when the USAF didn't even want them) on a congretional mandate...bears are very cheap by comparison...not that there is any comparison, literal or implied, of course. All that money, and nothing of value to spend it on. It's just not fair.
I'm thinking that after each company gets done spending fifteen to twenty five grand to put a closet door in an airbus that will stop a drunk sailor swinging weighted samsonite and semtex, I'm going to market a door sized poster of Bin Ladin without his beard and a punk hair cut. It won't stop attackers, but it will give crews a fighting chance; the attackers will have to shield their eyes in shame and horror at the sight, and it just might buy some time. I figure eight or nine hundred bucks a poster is probably a heck of a bargain, considering the cost of the door. Any investors?