What's the deal with Virtual Airlines?

[apennine]

I just got back from flying my virtual sim route. God.. what a night. Total electrical failure. I had to get out my fleshlight that i got from http://www.fleshlight.com to illuminate the instruments and find my way home.

 

[threegreen]

I wish I hadn't wasted virtually 10 minutes reading this thread.

 

[FN FAL]

I just got back from flying my virtual sim route. God.. what a night. Total electrical failure. I had to get out my fleshlight that i got from http://www.fleshlight.com to illuminate the instruments and find my way home.

Ha, wouldn't that be funny if you were in IMC at night and you lost the cabin lights, reached for your real flashlight and found that your wife or significant other thought they'd play a joke and swap one of those in your flight bag. Hahahahahaha :laugh:

 

[Hamburger]

.....but rather that there are egotistical pilots who will take whatever chance they can get to point out that another group is inferior to them.

Good thing we got a Holier than thou egotist to point out how inferior we are to him. Balances it out nicely.

 

[Turtlesfly]

I wonder if their trips to the supermarket are filled with pretzels so they can eat them while flying. And Pleeeeeeeeezzzzz don't tell me they dress up to do this.

 

[Arkady]

I was working for the virtual airlines but kept getting virtually furloughed.


(Of course it would be nice to figure out how to get paid to be a virtual pilot...as there are already so many "virtual" airline CEO's and management folks out there raking it in.)

 

[Publishers]

For those of you who have not looked at any of this lately, go to CaptainSim.com and check our the video on their 757 for FS9. Everything from the engine covers to pitot flags.

 

[cl65capt]

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If you need a virtual Copilot for those long overnights, try www.realdoll.com



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Well crap on our salaries how are we supposed to afford one of these.

 

[Diesel]

I need some penicillin for my virtual STD on an overnight.

 

[Bjammin]

My son flies for Cathay "Virtual" airlines. He downloded a 747-400 PMDG. Absolutly amazing. I plan on using it to fly my line checks before the real flight. The FMC and all the bottons and knobs work just like the real thing. You can program emergencies and practice your procedures. My company books and checklists work with this thing, scary.

He's 13 and loves it. He knows alot more about aviation then I knew at his age. I'm starting to teach him how to fly ILS and RNAV approaches down to mins.

For the younger guys and gals out there and people that just really want to try there hand and what's it's like. It's all for fun. I bet race car drivers get a chuckle from us 30 somethings playing Grand Turismo 4. What's the difference?

 

[Whataburger]

At least you can be virtually drunk and still fly these flights. Inverted, pushing mach and trying to see where the demons live once you leave the sound barrier behind.

 

[JPAustin]

Real life still gets in the way...

Well, thats all well and good that they like to fly virtual real time trips in their basement, garage, etc., but it still no different than playing real time first person shooter missions that keep you from work, family, friends and real life in general.

If its a cool hobby that you and your buddies spend a couple afternoons a week doing and it doesn't curtail you from tending to your other worldly responsibilities, have great fun! I know I enjoy an afternoon of Xbox every now and then pretending I am a Ranger in the Normandy invasion or a Nascar rookie, but I know when too much is too much and its time to return to the real world.

Frankly, I think its kinda cool that there are so many people out there emulating what we do in real life. For awhile there (past few years) I was starting to believe the management hype that we weren't all that important and were nothing more than glorified bus drivers that are easily replaceable. Its nice to know that, in a smaller way, we are to those people what we all are to those Navy Seals and other combatants that we emulate on our Xbox's, PSs, PCs, etc..

If I were ALPA though, I would be watchful of VALPA (virtualALPA) trying to bust and organize real life carriers and attract pilot groups with virtual union dues! Granted, the virtual contract might not hold up in bankruptcy court.

 

[Regul8r]

Ever have a college roomate stay up until 2:30 in the AMcrossing the virtual pond, and after he lands and taxis in, stands up and says, "Whew, that was close, I REALLY gotta pee"? Seemed pretty funny at the time

 

[405]

This thread just confirms to me that some of you are the most condescending group of a-holes on the planet. If some kid or 40 or 50something gets a kick out of messing around with FlightSim and virtual airlines, what difference does it make to any of you? Why even make a comment on it? Dorky? Yeah, maybe it is. They seem to be having fun with it.

I bet these guys don't call their virtual dispatcher and squeal and squirm about their route through the virtual level 1-3 precip. Uh oh, poopy weather... let the crying begin.

Maybe some of you real life kids could find a job at a virtual crop-dusting company.

 

[Diesel]

I gotta admit the pmdg 747 is pretty amazing. The wings even flex on landing and turbulence.

I've never done computer programing but that gotta take a lot of code to write to make it work.