What would realistically happen???

[TrafficInSight]

What do you think would happen if a guy, while walking back to the lav, recognizes his college buddy Jack, and yells, "Hi Jack!" while giving him a high five?

Lloyd Bridges would pick the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[Gorilla]

The cabin's sonic stunner would trip and render everyone unconscious. Not a good idea... you end up with a severe headache.

 

[kaj837]

Don't worry. They are watching but after a few hrs of monitoring this site, they realize we are no more than a bunch of harmless assholes!

And my wife can never figure out why I can sit at the computer and laugh my a$$ off. That is probably the best response I have seen here yet.

 

[FN FAL]

What do you think would happen if a guy, while walking back to the lav, recognizes his college buddy Jack, and yells, "Hi Jack!" while giving him a high five?

If Jack was smart, he'd feign the high five attempt and go for the web hand to the throat, especially if there any federal air marshal or school crossing guards on board. That way, Jack could avoid the complicity of being considered an accomplice or conspirator.

 

[ultrarunner]

...if you were onboard a commercial airliner, at altitude, stood up in your seat, and yelled: "THIS IS A HIJACK"!!!

If I were on board, I would beat you to death, no questions asked, with my mag light. Game over. And I wouldn't feel the least bit of remorse.

It's that simple.

 

[BoilerUP]

Hi Jack Bauer?

 

[Occam's Razor]

At NWA, we'd charge him an extra $20 for a "Hijacking Seat".

 

[bell47]

O.K. First of all after 9/11 if the air marshalls don't shoot your stupid ass then the passengers would definately beat the sh!t out of you, joking or not. Besides what are you really talking about , just standing up and yelling "this is a hijack" and then sitting back down and giggling, or really doing it? Either case you should get a trip to the hospital or morgue.

 

[kevdog]

Lloyd Bridges would pick the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Does he speak jive?

 

[leardawg]

Does he speak jive?

Then it would be " Ma main man! Gibbit a wog neck inna bad ti-to-tay. Seemin a five-o flubbin in the fro frac pac spinnin' the fizzle wizzle yum sayn? Ain't no slick-slack to bein' Jack in the Back; wassin the bayo-jeeze be snumin avon da Pewee Herman puddin pops! Sayinat mofo jiveass turkey don't know nothin no how. She-it!"

 

[Thedude]

...if you were onboard a commercial airliner, at altitude, stood up in your seat, and yelled: "THIS IS A HIJACK"!!!

That is why I carry a pocket Chuck Norris everwhere I go

 

[BoilerUP]

That is why I carry a pocket Chuck Norris everwhere I go

"Is that Chuck Norris in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[FN FAL]

O.K. First of all after 9/11 if the air marshalls don't shoot your stupid ass then the passengers would definately beat the sh!t out of you, joking or not. Besides what are you really talking about , just standing up and yelling "this is a hijack" and then sitting back down and giggling, or really doing it? Either case you should get a trip to the hospital or morgue.

But, for the sake of discussion and investigating scenarios, what if the hijacking is real and the device the hijacker is using to bolster his/her threat is an explosive device that can be detonated by any or all triggers after being armed:

1. A 5x5 broadcast on 121.5

2. A loud sound.

3. A tilting of the device.

4. The press of a switch.

5. The release of a switch.

6. The removal of trip or booby trap wires.

7. Depressurization of the plane.

8. The expiration of a designated period of time.


What, pray tell, would the intervention of the passengers have anything to do with the outcome of the hijacked flight?

 

[aussiefly]

If I was sitting in the seat behind you would feel my arm around your throat whilst at the sametime ramming the stylus pen from my PDA through your eye socket into your brain.

 

[Fugawe]

The average age of posters on this thread, and perhaps the forum, must be 15-20 yrs old.