What would realistically happen???

[Clear-&aMillion]

...if you were onboard a commercial airliner, at altitude, stood up in your seat, and yelled: "THIS IS A HIJACK"!!!

 

[siucavflight]

...if you were onboard a commercial airliner, at altitude, stood up in your seat, and yelled: "THIS IS A HIJACK"!!!

You would get shot or beaten

 

[aucfi]

Chuck Norris would pop out of the overhead luggage bin and punch your head a few times.

 

[EagleRJ]

Hollow points.

...plus the woman sitting in front of you would vomit when your frontal lobe lands in her salad dish. Of course, she would get some miles for her inconvenience, so it wouldn't all be bad!

 

[epic!]

dead.

 

[sardinesnack]

...if you were onboard a commercial airliner, at altitude, stood up in your seat, and yelled: "THIS IS A HIJACK"!!!

Don't worry habib, you will never get to find out as the authorities have been alerted and are on your way to your lair right now!!!!!!! Jack-ass

 

[mcjohn]

I swear it's only hearsay. An honest question deserves an honest answer.

 

[Junkflyer]

Why not give it a try and let us know what happens.

 

[Clear-&aMillion]

Don't worry habib, you will never get to find out as the authorities have been alerted and are on your way to your lair right now!!!!!!! Jack-ass

Wow dude you didn't really alert anyone did you??? I am NOT a terrorist. Sorry if anyone was offended by my post.

 

[GravityHater]

Wow dude you didn't really alert anyone did you??? I am NOT a terrorist. Sorry if anyone was offended by my post.

Don't worry. They are watching but after a few hrs of monitoring this site, they realize we are no more than a bunch of harmless assholes!

 

[mcjohn]

Oh sh!t....someone just knocked at my door.

 

[Lead Sled]

Oh sh!t....someone just knocked at my door.

Not to worry...

When they come they won't be knocking - they'll simply kick down your door about 3 o'clock tomorrow morning. I would suggest that you make sure you're wearing clean underware.

Actually, remember a few years back when someone stuck his head into the cockpit of airline captain Jack "So and So" and said "Hi Jack"? That poor guy got into a lot lof trouble before they got things sorted out.

It probably wouldn't be the smartest thing to do in today's environment.

'Sled

 

[jumppilot03]

Actually I think that would be grounds for a roundhouse kick from the one and only Chuck Norris.

 

[blingair]

Don't worry habib, you will never get to find out as the authorities have been alerted and are on your way to your lair right now!!!!!!! Jack-ass

Run away! the sky is falling, the sky is falling.

 

[kevdog]

What do you think would happen if a guy, while walking back to the lav, recognizes his college buddy Jack, and yells, "Hi Jack!" while giving him a high five?

 

[TrafficInSight]

What do you think would happen if a guy, while walking back to the lav, recognizes his college buddy Jack, and yells, "Hi Jack!" while giving him a high five?

Lloyd Bridges would pick the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[Gorilla]

The cabin's sonic stunner would trip and render everyone unconscious. Not a good idea... you end up with a severe headache.

 

[kaj837]

Don't worry. They are watching but after a few hrs of monitoring this site, they realize we are no more than a bunch of harmless assholes!

And my wife can never figure out why I can sit at the computer and laugh my a$$ off. That is probably the best response I have seen here yet.

 

[FN FAL]

What do you think would happen if a guy, while walking back to the lav, recognizes his college buddy Jack, and yells, "Hi Jack!" while giving him a high five?

If Jack was smart, he'd feign the high five attempt and go for the web hand to the throat, especially if there any federal air marshal or school crossing guards on board. That way, Jack could avoid the complicity of being considered an accomplice or conspirator.

 

[ultrarunner]

...if you were onboard a commercial airliner, at altitude, stood up in your seat, and yelled: "THIS IS A HIJACK"!!!

If I were on board, I would beat you to death, no questions asked, with my mag light. Game over. And I wouldn't feel the least bit of remorse.

It's that simple.

 

[BoilerUP]

Hi Jack Bauer?

 

[Occam's Razor]

At NWA, we'd charge him an extra $20 for a "Hijacking Seat".

 

[bell47]

O.K. First of all after 9/11 if the air marshalls don't shoot your stupid ass then the passengers would definately beat the sh!t out of you, joking or not. Besides what are you really talking about , just standing up and yelling "this is a hijack" and then sitting back down and giggling, or really doing it? Either case you should get a trip to the hospital or morgue.

 

[kevdog]

Lloyd Bridges would pick the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Does he speak jive?

 

[leardawg]

Does he speak jive?

Then it would be " Ma main man! Gibbit a wog neck inna bad ti-to-tay. Seemin a five-o flubbin in the fro frac pac spinnin' the fizzle wizzle yum sayn? Ain't no slick-slack to bein' Jack in the Back; wassin the bayo-jeeze be snumin avon da Pewee Herman puddin pops! Sayinat mofo jiveass turkey don't know nothin no how. She-it!"

 

[Thedude]

...if you were onboard a commercial airliner, at altitude, stood up in your seat, and yelled: "THIS IS A HIJACK"!!!

That is why I carry a pocket Chuck Norris everwhere I go

 

[BoilerUP]

That is why I carry a pocket Chuck Norris everwhere I go

"Is that Chuck Norris in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[FN FAL]

O.K. First of all after 9/11 if the air marshalls don't shoot your stupid ass then the passengers would definately beat the sh!t out of you, joking or not. Besides what are you really talking about , just standing up and yelling "this is a hijack" and then sitting back down and giggling, or really doing it? Either case you should get a trip to the hospital or morgue.

But, for the sake of discussion and investigating scenarios, what if the hijacking is real and the device the hijacker is using to bolster his/her threat is an explosive device that can be detonated by any or all triggers after being armed:

1. A 5x5 broadcast on 121.5

2. A loud sound.

3. A tilting of the device.

4. The press of a switch.

5. The release of a switch.

6. The removal of trip or booby trap wires.

7. Depressurization of the plane.

8. The expiration of a designated period of time.


What, pray tell, would the intervention of the passengers have anything to do with the outcome of the hijacked flight?

 

[aussiefly]

If I was sitting in the seat behind you would feel my arm around your throat whilst at the sametime ramming the stylus pen from my PDA through your eye socket into your brain.

 

[Fugawe]

The average age of posters on this thread, and perhaps the forum, must be 15-20 yrs old.