What would realistically happen???

[mcjohn]

Oh sh!t....someone just knocked at my door.

 

[Lead Sled]

Oh sh!t....someone just knocked at my door.

Not to worry...

When they come they won't be knocking - they'll simply kick down your door about 3 o'clock tomorrow morning. I would suggest that you make sure you're wearing clean underware.

Actually, remember a few years back when someone stuck his head into the cockpit of airline captain Jack "So and So" and said "Hi Jack"? That poor guy got into a lot lof trouble before they got things sorted out.

It probably wouldn't be the smartest thing to do in today's environment.

'Sled

 

[jumppilot03]

Actually I think that would be grounds for a roundhouse kick from the one and only Chuck Norris.

 

[blingair]

Don't worry habib, you will never get to find out as the authorities have been alerted and are on your way to your lair right now!!!!!!! Jack-ass

Run away! the sky is falling, the sky is falling.

 

[kevdog]

What do you think would happen if a guy, while walking back to the lav, recognizes his college buddy Jack, and yells, "Hi Jack!" while giving him a high five?

 

[TrafficInSight]

What do you think would happen if a guy, while walking back to the lav, recognizes his college buddy Jack, and yells, "Hi Jack!" while giving him a high five?

Lloyd Bridges would pick the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[Gorilla]

The cabin's sonic stunner would trip and render everyone unconscious. Not a good idea... you end up with a severe headache.

 

[kaj837]

Don't worry. They are watching but after a few hrs of monitoring this site, they realize we are no more than a bunch of harmless assholes!

And my wife can never figure out why I can sit at the computer and laugh my a$$ off. That is probably the best response I have seen here yet.

 

[FN FAL]

What do you think would happen if a guy, while walking back to the lav, recognizes his college buddy Jack, and yells, "Hi Jack!" while giving him a high five?

If Jack was smart, he'd feign the high five attempt and go for the web hand to the throat, especially if there any federal air marshal or school crossing guards on board. That way, Jack could avoid the complicity of being considered an accomplice or conspirator.

 

[ultrarunner]

...if you were onboard a commercial airliner, at altitude, stood up in your seat, and yelled: "THIS IS A HIJACK"!!!

If I were on board, I would beat you to death, no questions asked, with my mag light. Game over. And I wouldn't feel the least bit of remorse.

It's that simple.