What if..

[pdub20s]

Come on throw in your "What ifs"..let me start

What would happen if you hit a Deer at 120 -130kts in take-off roll?

 

[viper548]

Venison...it's what's for dinner

 

[urflyingme?!]

The deer would die

 

[Sig]

So you're in a plane travelling at the speed of light (not necessarily on a conveyor belt). You switch on the lights. What happens?

Define reality. Give three examples.

You are in the cave from Socrates' allegory of Truth. Free yourself, and define the cave in self relational terms. Show your work.

Still in the cave, you find next to you the "thing within itself." Choregraph an interpretive dance such that a deaf-mute watching you would have no trouble building one from scratch. Period footwear is mandatory.

Devise plans for a Rubik's Moebius Strip.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[JediNein]

Should you?

Why?

How?

 

[pdub20s]

The deer would die

What would happen to the aircraft?

 

[Sig]

What would happen to the aircraft?

How tall is the deer? If it had no eyes, is it a no-eye-deer? Then if it lost it's legs, is it now still no-eye-deer? If it now had no genitals, is it STILL NO FARKING EYE-DEAR?

Who gives a shyt!

 

[pdub20s]

you think if it was sucked into a jet engine, you think the whole deer would make it through the bypass valves without burning out the eng?

 

[Flyer1015]

Come on throw in your "What ifs"..let me start

What would happen if you hit a Deer at 120 -130kts in take-off roll?

But you're on a treadmill, you have no relative wind! So your 120-130 knots is really 0 knots relative speed. You won't hit the deer.

 

[pdub20s]

But you're on a treadmill, you have no relative wind! So your 120-130 knots is really 0 knots relative speed. You won't hit the deer.

but what if he steppd onto the treadmill???

 

[Flyer1015]

but what if he steppd onto the treadmill???

The treadmill is already running at a speed of 120-130 knots in the opposite direction of the wheels to keep the airplane in a steady, no relative motion-state. If the deer steps on the treadmill, it will be lurched backwards at 120-130 knots. I predict severe fractures and internal injures for our deer friend.

 

[Oakum_Boy]

What if the deer kicked a hole in the cockpit window and pissed on the FO. Then that would be cool.

 

[urflyingme?!]

The aircraft would be fine, because we're flying a helicopter. We shot the deer.

 

[CA1900]

I predict we'd end up strapping him onto the roof of the plane, next to Aunt Edna.

 

[pdub20s]

What if the deer kicked a hole in the cockpit window and pissed on the FO. Then that would be cool.

And if Chuck Norris was the FO?

 

[Flyer1015]

Or worst of all, what if the F/O was into beastiality, and the dear landed on the F/Os face, legs wide open... Gives a whole new meaning to having "deer meat"

 

[pdub20s]

Or worst of all, what if the F/O was into beastiality, and the dear landed on the F/Os face, legs wide open... Gives a whole new meaning to having "deer meat"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! We have a winner folks....

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Did the dear pay for his type?

 

[FlySacto]

Did the dear pay for his type?

Can the deer log PIC if so?

 

[pdub20s]

Can the deer log PIC if so?

well.. it depends..is he the sole manipulator of the controls?

 

[Flyingdutchman]

yes under part 91K, no under part 135.... think mc fly think !!

 

[aussieflyboy]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

[PTinbound]

Ya'll need to do something more productive with your time here....
Anyway, this actually happened to one of our SAABs in Houghton a couple years back. Right near V1 I think, they aborted but the deer lost and didn't log any PIC time.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Did the deer go to school for it?

 

[pdub20s]

where did the deer get his interview gouge?

 

[Flyingdutchman]

bitchpleaseimadeer.com

 

[pdub20s]

ASA CRJ got this one...

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/Pdub20s/dead_deer.jpg

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Whats up with ASA these days ???

Hitting tugs in ATL...

Hitting deers....

nice job guys!

 

[JohnnyP]

....

So you're in a plane travelling at the speed of light (not necessarily on a conveyor belt). You switch on the lights. What happens?

Define reality. Give three examples.

You are in the cave from Socrates' allegory of Truth. Free yourself, and define the cave in self relational terms. Show your work.

Still in the cave, you find next to you the "thing within itself." Choregraph an interpretive dance such that a deaf-mute watching you would have no trouble building one from scratch. Period footwear is mandatory.

Devise plans for a Rubik's Moebius Strip.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Someones been drinking in New Bern again. Put down the whiskey Sig.

 

[AVDAD]

How's Mic doing?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Hypothetically speaking.....