What if..

[Flyer1015]

but what if he steppd onto the treadmill???

The treadmill is already running at a speed of 120-130 knots in the opposite direction of the wheels to keep the airplane in a steady, no relative motion-state. If the deer steps on the treadmill, it will be lurched backwards at 120-130 knots. I predict severe fractures and internal injures for our deer friend.

 

[Oakum_Boy]

What if the deer kicked a hole in the cockpit window and pissed on the FO. Then that would be cool.

 

[urflyingme?!]

The aircraft would be fine, because we're flying a helicopter. We shot the deer.

 

[CA1900]

I predict we'd end up strapping him onto the roof of the plane, next to Aunt Edna.

 

[pdub20s]

What if the deer kicked a hole in the cockpit window and pissed on the FO. Then that would be cool.

And if Chuck Norris was the FO?

 

[Flyer1015]

Or worst of all, what if the F/O was into beastiality, and the dear landed on the F/Os face, legs wide open... Gives a whole new meaning to having "deer meat"

 

[pdub20s]

Or worst of all, what if the F/O was into beastiality, and the dear landed on the F/Os face, legs wide open... Gives a whole new meaning to having "deer meat"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! We have a winner folks....

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Did the dear pay for his type?

 

[FlySacto]

Did the dear pay for his type?

Can the deer log PIC if so?

 

[pdub20s]

Can the deer log PIC if so?

well.. it depends..is he the sole manipulator of the controls?