What if..

[AMANSWORLD]

Come on throw in your "What ifs"..let me start

What would happen if you hit a Deer at 120 -130kts in take-off roll?

What if you hit the ASA management at 120-130kts, ? POS

 

[flynryan15]

Who gets the Ipod and was the backpack as durable as Jansport advertises?

 

[homerjdispatch]

Dont worry about the deer. SkyWest already stole it out from in front of you, so there is no deer to hit.

Or, mesa underbid you on that route, so there is no flight for you to fly to hit the deer.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

So now MESA will be flying santa around next christmas ?? hmmmmm

 

[flynryan15]

Did the deer PFT(Pay For Termination)?

 

[Dr Pokenhiemer]

No eyed deer? Been hanging out at SIMCOM Sig? That's one of the instructor's favorites.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Does the deer have tits ?

 

[SuperPilot]

Did the deer have a SIDA badge and proper authorization to be on the runway?

Did the deer go thru security? Was the deer's suitcase inspected and his hoof clippers confiscated?

How come the deer didn't hear the airplane coming? Was he listening to his ipod?

 

[JediNein]

Should the deer's relatives file a NASA ASRS report?

Will the deer be given a suspension or revocation of his license?

Did the ASA crew have to show proper hunting licenses during the subsequent ramp check?

Did they need to file a report with USDF and USDA?

Will PETA and ASPCA need to be notified?

What if it was a SAAB that hit the deer instead of the CRJ? Would the passengers be offered venison sandwiches for $5.00?

Was the in-flight movie Bambi?

 

[flynryan15]

Can deer skin be used to make the leather uniform Jacket?

 

[pdub20s]

Look at the monster i have created LOL :beer:

 

[Beanie]

I heard the deer's dad is a hot shot lawyer and he is suing the airport, the FAA and the airline. His case is the airport deer fence was 2" below regulation, the FAA didn't have an extra deer watcher in the tower, and the airline because it has a ton of money from not paying their employee's for shat.

 

[XPOO]

I heard the deer was out drinking well into his 8-hour curfew and ended up going across the wrong runway which wasn't clearly marked nor lit. Any truth to this story?

 

[XPOO]

Like...BUMP!

 

[Edge540]

Like...BUMP!

That dude really scares me. You need me to find you a new avatar?

 

[XPOO]

That dude really scares me. You need me to find you a new avatar?

It's better than looking at the flat-chested tranny in your pic, trust me!

 

[Edge540]

It's better than looking at the flat-chested tranny in your pic, trust me!

lol

 

[pdub20s]

It's better than looking at the flat-chested tranny in your pic, trust me!

hhaha no come back to that lol . 1st round KO for XPOO

 

[Flyingdutchman]

At least I got 3 of m....

 

[FlyinScotsman]

What would happen to the aircraft?

The idiot flying would get fired for bending all of that expensive metal!

 

[pair_of_pratts]

Or worst of all, what if the F/O was into beastiality, ...

That's Inter-Species Erotica, bucko!

 

[XPOO]

So, back to this deer. Were his Jepps updated to show that the runway was recently expanded another 50ft. wider about two weeks ago? What was the guy in the Tower doing while all this was going on?

 

[WalterSobchak]

Were there 2 guys in the tower? Or just one overworked guy?


We're going to hell.

 

[XPOO]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[airplane wizard]

what if your hand flying an ILS with one engine in a 30kt xwind, the wx is at minimums, and your hottie female FO starts giving you oral sex......

 

[XPOO]

what if your hand flying an ILS with one engine in a 30kt xwind, the wx is at minimums, and your hottie female FO starts giving you oral sex......

Sounds like either way, someone's going down!

 

[XPOO]

How does one become a stick jockey?

 

[DieselDash]

The in-flight movie was the "Deer Slayer"

Here are the rules and regs for hunting deer with aircraft:

http://wildlife.state.co.us/RulesRegs/

 

[time builder]

Was it African or European? Oh, wait, we're talking deer, not swallows.

 

[XPOO]

I prefer a European swallow myself! Yums!