What if..

[AMANSWORLD]

Come on throw in your "What ifs"..let me start

What would happen if you hit a Deer at 120 -130kts in take-off roll?

What if you hit the ASA management at 120-130kts, ? POS

 

[flynryan15]

Who gets the Ipod and was the backpack as durable as Jansport advertises?

 

[homerjdispatch]

Dont worry about the deer. SkyWest already stole it out from in front of you, so there is no deer to hit.

Or, mesa underbid you on that route, so there is no flight for you to fly to hit the deer.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

So now MESA will be flying santa around next christmas ?? hmmmmm

 

[flynryan15]

Did the deer PFT(Pay For Termination)?

 

[Dr Pokenhiemer]

No eyed deer? Been hanging out at SIMCOM Sig? That's one of the instructor's favorites.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Does the deer have tits ?

 

[SuperPilot]

Did the deer have a SIDA badge and proper authorization to be on the runway?

Did the deer go thru security? Was the deer's suitcase inspected and his hoof clippers confiscated?

How come the deer didn't hear the airplane coming? Was he listening to his ipod?

 

[JediNein]

Should the deer's relatives file a NASA ASRS report?

Will the deer be given a suspension or revocation of his license?

Did the ASA crew have to show proper hunting licenses during the subsequent ramp check?

Did they need to file a report with USDF and USDA?

Will PETA and ASPCA need to be notified?

What if it was a SAAB that hit the deer instead of the CRJ? Would the passengers be offered venison sandwiches for $5.00?

Was the in-flight movie Bambi?

 

[flynryan15]

Can deer skin be used to make the leather uniform Jacket?