What if..

[pair_of_pratts]

Or worst of all, what if the F/O was into beastiality, ...

That's Inter-Species Erotica, bucko!

 

[XPOO]

So, back to this deer. Were his Jepps updated to show that the runway was recently expanded another 50ft. wider about two weeks ago? What was the guy in the Tower doing while all this was going on?

 

[WalterSobchak]

Were there 2 guys in the tower? Or just one overworked guy?


We're going to hell.

 

[XPOO]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[airplane wizard]

what if your hand flying an ILS with one engine in a 30kt xwind, the wx is at minimums, and your hottie female FO starts giving you oral sex......

 

[XPOO]

what if your hand flying an ILS with one engine in a 30kt xwind, the wx is at minimums, and your hottie female FO starts giving you oral sex......

Sounds like either way, someone's going down!

 

[XPOO]

How does one become a stick jockey?

 

[DieselDash]

The in-flight movie was the "Deer Slayer"

Here are the rules and regs for hunting deer with aircraft:

http://wildlife.state.co.us/RulesRegs/

 

[time builder]

Was it African or European? Oh, wait, we're talking deer, not swallows.

 

[XPOO]

I prefer a European swallow myself! Yums!