What do you say when people ask who you work for?

[Diesel]

I'm polite at first. A private individual.

After that its none of your Fing business thats why he's a private individual.

If I offend I could care less. They aren't paying my paycheck.

Or if they insist on pushing it....

"how much do you make?"

Then they get the idea. I don't care if I come across as an ass or not. I'm being paid to.

 

[Dr Pokenhiemer]

SVCTA,

Good one!! Next time I guess I should be more specific and say FEMALE F/A.

 

[JSky26]

Seriously....My grandmother asked me when I was going to get my commercial license..

I wanted to slap that b*****h..


Why, because I don't work for NETJETS, Grandma?

That's funny right there!

 

[moonlight]

Ask them, "What do you know about Amway?"

That'd shut me up in a nanosecond and send me packing!!

Although I fly for a well known individual, the plane is managed, so they get told the name of the management company and left at that.

 

[CA1900]

Vandelay Industries?

 

[siucavflight]

Vandelay Industries?

Arthur Vandelay to be exact, and our call sign is seven.

 

[fencitup]

Don't say anything stare back at them with a confused look on your face.

That takes the cake!

Good one

 

[jet2work]

If it's a woman I tell her that I'm a taxidermist. If it's a guy I tell him I work for the IRS. Either way, that is usually the end of the conversation.

OK you can all start with the stuffing beaver jokes now.

 

[gutshotdraw]

I don't care if I come across as an ass or not.

Dude, you teed that one up WAY too easily. I'll let it go though. I wouldn't respect myself afterward. Kind of like last Thursday after KB's:beer:

 

[CelticCitation]

Isn't it obvious?

"Your Mother!"